1 00:00:42,459 --> 00:00:44,460 (MELANCHOLY HUMMlNG) 2 00:01:01,269 --> 00:01:13,030 Tell me, who's that writing? John the Revelator 3 00:01:13,114 --> 00:01:16,867 Wrote the book of the seven seals 4 00:01:16,951 --> 00:01:20,662 Who's that writing? John the Revelator 5 00:01:20,747 --> 00:01:28,253 Tell me, who's that writing? John the Revelator 6 00:01:28,338 --> 00:01:31,882 Wrote the book of the seven seals 7 00:01:31,966 --> 00:01:36,053 You know, God walked down In the cool of the day 8 00:01:36,137 --> 00:01:38,931 Called Adam by his name 9 00:01:39,891 --> 00:01:42,851 And he refused to answer 10 00:01:42,936 --> 00:01:47,815 Because he's naked and ashamed 11 00:01:47,899 --> 00:01:51,068 Who's that writing? John the Revelator 12 00:01:51,152 --> 00:01:55,114 Well, who's that writing? John the Revelator 13 00:01:55,198 --> 00:01:58,617 Who's that writing? John the Revelator 14 00:01:58,701 --> 00:02:02,204 Wrote the book of the seven seals 15 00:02:02,288 --> 00:02:06,375 You know, Christ had 12 apostles 16 00:02:06,459 --> 00:02:09,920 And three he led away 17 00:02:10,004 --> 00:02:16,927 Said, "Watch me when I walk Till I go yonder and I pray" 18 00:02:17,887 --> 00:02:28,564 Who's that writing? John the Revelator 19 00:02:28,648 --> 00:02:32,818 Wrote the book of the seven seals 20 00:02:32,902 --> 00:02:36,196 Christ came on the Easter morning 21 00:02:36,281 --> 00:02:39,825 Mary and Martha was down to see 22 00:02:40,368 --> 00:02:46,832 Go tell my disciples And meet me in Galilee 23 00:02:46,916 --> 00:02:51,295 Tell me, who's that writing? John the Revelator 24 00:02:51,379 --> 00:02:54,715 Who's that writing? John the Revelator 25 00:02:54,799 --> 00:02:58,343 Tell me, who's that writing? John the Revelator 26 00:02:58,428 --> 00:03:01,471 Wrote the book of the seven seals 27 00:03:01,764 --> 00:03:09,521 Who's that writing? John the Revelator 28 00:03:09,606 --> 00:03:13,066 Tell me, who's that writing? John the Revelator 29 00:03:13,151 --> 00:03:17,446 Wrote the book of the seven seals 30 00:03:48,519 --> 00:03:50,604 -Good morning, Warden. -Tom. 31 00:04:07,789 --> 00:04:09,289 ls that Elwood Blues? 32 00:04:09,874 --> 00:04:11,750 Yes, sir. Released yesterday. 33 00:04:13,461 --> 00:04:14,962 Did you tell him about Jake? 34 00:04:15,505 --> 00:04:17,547 No, sir. l thought you told him. 35 00:04:44,200 --> 00:04:45,826 l'm sorry. 36 00:05:06,139 --> 00:05:07,472 (BLUES SONG PLAYlNG) 37 00:05:18,192 --> 00:05:21,153 Listen, l work for a friend of yours. 38 00:05:21,571 --> 00:05:22,779 Who's that? 39 00:05:23,072 --> 00:05:25,365 Your old drummer, Willie. 40 00:05:26,242 --> 00:05:27,659 l dance at his club. 41 00:05:27,869 --> 00:05:30,495 They told him you were out and he asked me to come check on you. 42 00:05:30,747 --> 00:05:32,914 He said he'd give you a job. 43 00:05:35,626 --> 00:05:38,086 Matara, could you drop me off here, please? 44 00:05:53,561 --> 00:05:56,480 -What can l do for you, boy? -Sir, 45 00:05:57,440 --> 00:05:58,648 how much would something like 46 00:05:58,733 --> 00:06:02,152 that full-sized Ford police package in the middle there run me? 47 00:06:02,236 --> 00:06:06,615 Get yourself $500 and you come back to see me then. 48 00:06:07,158 --> 00:06:08,784 Okay, sir. 49 00:06:11,579 --> 00:06:13,580 That's a nice car. 50 00:06:14,582 --> 00:06:15,624 l'll save it for you. 51 00:06:16,417 --> 00:06:18,001 Thanks. 52 00:06:27,387 --> 00:06:30,389 l wasn't sure you were going to come, Elwood. 53 00:06:31,099 --> 00:06:35,143 Hey, a letter from you is like a command, Sister. You know that. 54 00:06:35,770 --> 00:06:41,316 -Actually, it's Mother Mary now. -That's a promotion, isn't it? 55 00:06:43,069 --> 00:06:45,028 l'm sorry to hear about Jake. 56 00:06:45,530 --> 00:06:50,325 Yeah, well, l guess he's in a much better place. 57 00:06:54,539 --> 00:06:55,664 Uh... 58 00:06:55,748 --> 00:06:57,582 Where is Curtis? 59 00:06:58,668 --> 00:07:01,878 Curtis has gone on as well, Elwood. l'm sorry. 60 00:07:02,588 --> 00:07:05,090 So, that's why he stopped writing me. 61 00:07:07,260 --> 00:07:10,679 He was very upset when the orphanage closed. 62 00:07:11,389 --> 00:07:14,683 Curtis was the closest thing to a dad that Jake and l ever had. 63 00:07:15,435 --> 00:07:17,185 He gave us the music. 64 00:07:17,353 --> 00:07:23,191 The Lord works in mysterious ways, Elwood. We all must go on and fight the good fight. 65 00:07:23,276 --> 00:07:26,445 The orphanage is gone, Jake's gone, Curtis is gone. 66 00:07:26,529 --> 00:07:30,031 l got no brother, l got no roots, l got no life. l got nothing, for Christ's sake. 67 00:07:31,784 --> 00:07:33,201 Young man... 68 00:07:33,661 --> 00:07:34,661 Ow! 69 00:07:34,912 --> 00:07:36,955 ...you were not taught and raised by me 70 00:07:37,039 --> 00:07:40,417 to fold at the slightest whiff of adverse circumstances. 71 00:07:41,878 --> 00:07:43,795 Now quit your silly moping, 72 00:07:43,880 --> 00:07:46,756 pull your sorry self together and snap out of it! 73 00:07:46,883 --> 00:07:48,133 But... (EXCLAlMS) 74 00:07:48,801 --> 00:07:53,388 But nothing! Wise up! Turn your heart to the Creator. 75 00:07:53,556 --> 00:07:55,390 You are so quick to despair. 76 00:07:55,475 --> 00:07:59,102 You are not the only person in the world who has had tragedy in their lives. 77 00:08:00,563 --> 00:08:03,190 You didn't know that Curtis had a son, did you? 78 00:08:04,358 --> 00:08:06,776 Curtis had a son? 79 00:08:06,903 --> 00:08:10,947 Before Curtis came to us at St. Helen of the Blessed Shroud 80 00:08:11,032 --> 00:08:15,535 he had a musical group that toured the juke joints of the Midwest. 81 00:08:15,620 --> 00:08:19,831 ln one town, Curtis had an affair with a married woman. 82 00:08:20,291 --> 00:08:21,708 Go, Curtis. 83 00:08:22,793 --> 00:08:25,545 l mean, that's terrible. 84 00:08:25,880 --> 00:08:27,756 That's what l thought you meant. 85 00:08:27,840 --> 00:08:32,385 Anyway, the woman became pregnant and decided to remain with her husband, 86 00:08:32,470 --> 00:08:36,014 never telling him that the boy child wasn't his. 87 00:08:36,098 --> 00:08:37,849 Curtis was devastated. 88 00:08:38,142 --> 00:08:40,310 He came to us as a custodian 89 00:08:40,394 --> 00:08:45,023 and spent the rest of his life caring for little orphans like you, Elwood. 90 00:08:45,107 --> 00:08:46,107 (CRYlNG) 91 00:08:49,779 --> 00:08:50,987 Thanks. 92 00:08:55,451 --> 00:08:57,786 That's a beautiful story. 93 00:09:02,708 --> 00:09:05,210 Hey, wait a minute. lf Curtis had a son, 94 00:09:05,294 --> 00:09:09,214 then that guy would be kind of like my stepbrother. 95 00:09:09,298 --> 00:09:10,632 l have a family. 96 00:09:10,883 --> 00:09:13,969 Curtis always stayed in touch with the boy's mother. 97 00:09:14,053 --> 00:09:16,179 He sent his paycheck every week. 98 00:09:16,430 --> 00:09:18,515 Where is this boy now? 99 00:09:18,599 --> 00:09:22,227 He's a grown man now, Elwood, and doing quite well. 100 00:09:22,311 --> 00:09:24,771 Lives in the city. His name is Cabel Chamberlain. 101 00:09:25,106 --> 00:09:27,315 Cabel Chamberlain. 102 00:09:27,441 --> 00:09:30,610 He doesn't know anything about Curtis, and it's not your place to tell him. 103 00:09:30,903 --> 00:09:32,571 l wouldn't say anything. 104 00:09:32,863 --> 00:09:35,031 Do you know anything about mentoring, Elwood? 105 00:09:35,741 --> 00:09:38,493 No. What about it? 106 00:09:38,619 --> 00:09:40,954 There's someone l'd like you to meet. 107 00:09:42,665 --> 00:09:45,375 Sister, would you send Buster in here, please? 108 00:09:45,710 --> 00:09:47,043 Wait a minute. 109 00:09:47,169 --> 00:09:48,336 Thank you. 110 00:09:50,673 --> 00:09:51,715 l... 111 00:09:55,344 --> 00:09:57,846 Come in, Buster, and sit down. 112 00:10:04,687 --> 00:10:06,438 Elwood, say hello to Buster. 113 00:10:07,023 --> 00:10:08,356 Hi. How ya doing? 114 00:10:08,566 --> 00:10:10,525 Buster, say hello to Elwood. 115 00:10:11,110 --> 00:10:12,402 Hi. How ya doing? 116 00:10:13,529 --> 00:10:15,780 Hey, the kid's a wiseass. 117 00:10:16,240 --> 00:10:18,450 (EXCLAlMlNG) Shit! 118 00:10:19,910 --> 00:10:20,952 What did you say? 119 00:10:21,162 --> 00:10:24,914 l said, what a sweet kid. 120 00:10:24,999 --> 00:10:28,126 That's more like it. Now, here's my proposal. 121 00:10:28,210 --> 00:10:31,921 Young Buster here is a ward of the state, and due to lack of space 122 00:10:32,006 --> 00:10:36,718 the archdiocese has agreed to house homeless children here at the hospital. 123 00:10:37,094 --> 00:10:39,346 What's that got to do with me? 124 00:10:39,472 --> 00:10:42,599 l thought perhaps that you would come and spend time with Buster. 125 00:10:45,144 --> 00:10:47,979 Why don't you take Buster here to the library in the meantime? 126 00:10:48,397 --> 00:10:51,399 You know, l've been jacked around... 127 00:10:54,111 --> 00:10:56,863 The library. No problem. 128 00:10:58,699 --> 00:11:00,784 See you in two hours, boys. 129 00:11:02,745 --> 00:11:04,454 Okay, kid, here's the deal. 130 00:11:04,538 --> 00:11:07,082 You wait here and l'll come back for you with the car. 131 00:11:07,833 --> 00:11:09,167 Do you have a car? 132 00:11:09,752 --> 00:11:11,503 l'm working on it. 133 00:11:22,848 --> 00:11:26,017 Chicago. Cabel Chamberlain. 134 00:11:26,143 --> 00:11:27,727 (BLUES SONG PLAYlNG) 135 00:11:33,109 --> 00:11:34,776 -Thanks for the ride. -Yeah, no problem. 136 00:11:51,210 --> 00:11:52,919 Hey, kid, are you stalking me? 137 00:12:00,052 --> 00:12:02,095 What are you, 1 5? Seventeen? 138 00:12:02,972 --> 00:12:04,055 l'm 1 0. 139 00:12:04,682 --> 00:12:06,015 Ten, huh? 140 00:12:07,059 --> 00:12:10,562 Look, l know what you're going through. 141 00:12:10,646 --> 00:12:13,064 You're lonely, searching for your place in life. 142 00:12:13,149 --> 00:12:14,774 Just don't blow it like l did. 143 00:12:14,859 --> 00:12:17,736 Stay away from drugs, gangs, cyber porn on the lnternet, 144 00:12:17,820 --> 00:12:20,155 and you could be President of the United States someday. 145 00:12:22,575 --> 00:12:25,618 But l don't want to be President of the United States. 146 00:12:25,870 --> 00:12:27,912 Look, l'm busy. l got kind of a brother in there. 147 00:12:27,997 --> 00:12:29,914 He must be in some kind of trouble. 148 00:12:29,999 --> 00:12:34,794 Besides, you don't want to hang around with some over-40 recidivist. 149 00:12:34,879 --> 00:12:36,379 Now scram. 150 00:12:39,759 --> 00:12:44,846 A Mr. Elwood J. Blues is here to see you. Yes, sir. 151 00:12:46,015 --> 00:12:50,435 Mr. Blues, Commander Chamberlain's office is on the 1 2th floor. He's expecting you. 152 00:12:53,063 --> 00:12:54,689 "Commander" Chamberlain? 153 00:12:55,316 --> 00:12:57,525 Now, how can l help you, Mr... 154 00:12:58,027 --> 00:13:00,278 Blues. Elwood J. Blues. 155 00:13:04,241 --> 00:13:07,410 Would you mind taking your hat and glasses off in my office, please? 156 00:13:08,037 --> 00:13:09,204 (COMPUTER BEEPlNG) 157 00:13:17,171 --> 00:13:20,590 Okay, you can put your glasses back on. 158 00:13:20,674 --> 00:13:24,886 Now, what exactly is the nature of your visit here, Mr. Blues? 159 00:13:25,054 --> 00:13:26,638 Well, it's like this. See, 160 00:13:26,722 --> 00:13:28,556 -l used to be in a band... -Yes. 161 00:13:28,641 --> 00:13:31,601 ...called the Blues Brothers. 162 00:13:31,685 --> 00:13:32,644 So? 163 00:13:32,728 --> 00:13:36,064 With a partner whose name was Jake Blues. 164 00:13:36,398 --> 00:13:37,398 Go on. 165 00:13:40,820 --> 00:13:42,070 (COMPUTER BEEPlNG) 166 00:13:43,656 --> 00:13:46,115 And you are our long-lost brother. 167 00:13:48,369 --> 00:13:52,288 Mr. Blues, l am an only child. 168 00:13:52,414 --> 00:13:55,416 Yeah, but your real father was like a real father to me, too. 169 00:13:56,001 --> 00:13:57,001 My real father? 170 00:13:57,294 --> 00:13:58,545 Yeah, Curtis. 171 00:13:59,505 --> 00:14:01,798 Have you noticed, Mr. Blues, that l am an African American? 172 00:14:02,091 --> 00:14:04,259 Yeah, that's okay. So was Curtis. 173 00:14:08,013 --> 00:14:11,391 You see, your mother and Curtis had an extramarital affair, 174 00:14:11,767 --> 00:14:14,018 which produced a little boy, that's you. 175 00:14:15,354 --> 00:14:20,024 My father passed away 14 years ago. 176 00:14:20,109 --> 00:14:24,612 He was a full bird colonel in the United States Air Force. 177 00:14:24,697 --> 00:14:27,532 My mother now lives in Phoenix, Arizona, 178 00:14:27,616 --> 00:14:33,454 and a more honorable, sweet-tempered and goodly woman does not exist. 179 00:14:33,914 --> 00:14:36,457 Look, l'm not making any moral judgments here, 180 00:14:36,542 --> 00:14:39,335 but one can project what might have happened in this case. 181 00:14:39,420 --> 00:14:42,922 Your mom, young, her husband in the military, 182 00:14:43,007 --> 00:14:45,383 away from home much of the time, 183 00:14:45,467 --> 00:14:49,554 which may have pushed her to reach out, stray from the nest. 184 00:14:49,638 --> 00:14:50,638 That's enough. 185 00:14:52,641 --> 00:14:54,142 Just a minute. 186 00:14:55,644 --> 00:14:56,978 Please. 187 00:15:01,817 --> 00:15:04,819 Hi, Ma. lt's me, Cab. 188 00:15:04,904 --> 00:15:08,740 Listen, l have a gentleman in my office here who's telling me 189 00:15:08,824 --> 00:15:11,701 some story about some man named Curtis. 190 00:15:16,332 --> 00:15:17,457 What? 191 00:15:19,543 --> 00:15:20,710 Right. 192 00:15:27,009 --> 00:15:29,427 So, what precisely is it you want from me? 193 00:15:29,678 --> 00:15:32,555 Well, seeing as we're kind of like stepbrothers, 194 00:15:32,640 --> 00:15:34,724 l thought maybe, you know, you could help me out. 195 00:15:34,975 --> 00:15:36,059 How could l do that? 196 00:15:36,226 --> 00:15:38,144 l need 500 bucks for this car, see. 197 00:15:38,604 --> 00:15:42,440 And l thought maybe you could, you know, loan me the money. Or... 198 00:15:42,608 --> 00:15:44,025 Or what? 199 00:15:44,318 --> 00:15:46,778 l'm thinking of putting the band back together. 200 00:15:46,862 --> 00:15:48,071 Maybe you could join us. 201 00:15:50,532 --> 00:15:56,913 l am a commander in the lllinois State Police. And l enjoy my job. 202 00:15:56,997 --> 00:16:00,875 You waltz in here telling me that l have 203 00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:05,296 a dead, white, criminal brother, who was in a band, 204 00:16:05,381 --> 00:16:11,511 which the last time they played anywhere were charged with grand larceny, 205 00:16:12,554 --> 00:16:17,058 reckless endangerment, felonious motor vehicle assault, 206 00:16:17,309 --> 00:16:21,729 over 700 violations of the Highway Traffic Act, 207 00:16:21,897 --> 00:16:28,528 and damages, both public and private, in excess of $24 million. 208 00:16:28,612 --> 00:16:32,532 And you are asking me if l want to join this band? 209 00:16:32,616 --> 00:16:34,659 l could show you all the moves. 210 00:16:34,743 --> 00:16:38,162 Get the hell out of my office, right now! 211 00:16:39,415 --> 00:16:41,040 l think you need a hug. 212 00:16:42,584 --> 00:16:45,044 And don't ever come back here again! 213 00:16:53,095 --> 00:16:54,095 (GRUNTS) 214 00:16:54,346 --> 00:16:56,389 -Are you okay? -Yeah. 215 00:17:01,311 --> 00:17:03,104 He dropped this. 216 00:17:13,866 --> 00:17:17,201 The Lord works in mysterious ways. 217 00:17:19,079 --> 00:17:22,331 ...$400, $500. 218 00:17:24,501 --> 00:17:26,210 Thank you, sir. 219 00:17:26,920 --> 00:17:27,920 ls this your boy? 220 00:17:30,299 --> 00:17:31,549 He's... 221 00:17:34,136 --> 00:17:35,386 l'm his associate. 222 00:17:35,888 --> 00:17:37,972 Yeah. Yeah, that's who he is. 223 00:17:38,057 --> 00:17:41,476 Well, you're lucky you came by today. l'm selling the place tomorrow. 224 00:17:41,810 --> 00:17:42,810 Why is that? 225 00:17:43,020 --> 00:17:46,898 Going down to New Orleans for a while. Try out a new career. 226 00:17:47,816 --> 00:17:49,358 Good luck to you, Mr. Gasperon. 227 00:17:50,652 --> 00:17:52,653 Good luck to you, Mr. Blues. 228 00:17:57,242 --> 00:18:00,244 Mother Mary, we've done two bed checks, 229 00:18:00,329 --> 00:18:03,122 searched the grounds and we still can't find him. 230 00:18:04,124 --> 00:18:05,249 Can't find who? 231 00:18:05,667 --> 00:18:07,835 Buster. He's missing. 232 00:18:09,004 --> 00:18:10,338 Elwood! 233 00:18:15,135 --> 00:18:16,969 Have you seen my wallet? 234 00:18:17,471 --> 00:18:18,471 (UPBEAT BLUES SONG PLAYlNG) 235 00:18:36,865 --> 00:18:37,907 (SONG STOPS) 236 00:18:43,872 --> 00:18:44,872 (SONG RESUMES) 237 00:18:50,629 --> 00:18:52,421 lt smells like dog shit in here. 238 00:18:52,756 --> 00:18:54,590 Don't say "shit," kid. 239 00:19:07,104 --> 00:19:09,272 You don't need that shit, kid. 240 00:19:46,977 --> 00:19:48,436 (MUSlC PLAYlNG) 241 00:20:11,168 --> 00:20:15,379 Elwood. Thank you, baby. 242 00:20:18,884 --> 00:20:19,926 lt's me. 243 00:20:21,136 --> 00:20:22,762 Matara. 244 00:20:23,847 --> 00:20:25,014 Yeah, right. 245 00:20:25,474 --> 00:20:26,474 Hey, Mack. 246 00:20:27,392 --> 00:20:31,312 Look who's here. Elwood Blues. From Willie's old band. 247 00:20:33,148 --> 00:20:34,148 Hi. 248 00:20:35,192 --> 00:20:36,400 ls this your son? 249 00:20:37,819 --> 00:20:39,779 Well, he's... 250 00:20:39,988 --> 00:20:40,988 l'm hungry. 251 00:20:41,698 --> 00:20:44,033 Come on, sweetheart, let's get you something to eat. 252 00:20:44,117 --> 00:20:45,993 Elwood, Willie's in the office. 253 00:20:48,247 --> 00:20:51,540 What would you say if l told you l was putting the band back together? 254 00:20:51,917 --> 00:20:56,337 l'd say l've got myself a good little business here and l'm not going back to jail. 255 00:20:56,672 --> 00:20:58,881 You're telling me you don't miss it? 256 00:20:59,466 --> 00:21:00,883 That's right. l don't miss it. 257 00:21:01,009 --> 00:21:03,928 The music! Man, you know you miss the music. 258 00:21:04,012 --> 00:21:06,514 No pharmaceutical product could ever equal the rush you get 259 00:21:06,598 --> 00:21:08,224 when the band hits that groove. 260 00:21:08,308 --> 00:21:11,852 The people are dancing, shouting and swaying and the house is rocking. 261 00:21:14,690 --> 00:21:15,690 Sir? 262 00:21:16,733 --> 00:21:17,817 What is it, Elizondo? 263 00:21:19,528 --> 00:21:21,028 Found your wallet. 264 00:21:21,113 --> 00:21:22,113 Uh-huh. 265 00:21:23,156 --> 00:21:28,411 Let's see. Badge, license, credit cards. All right. 266 00:21:28,495 --> 00:21:30,329 Just the cash is missing. Where was it? 267 00:21:30,539 --> 00:21:35,459 Turned in to lost and found in a paper bag, along with this note. 268 00:21:44,845 --> 00:21:48,973 l want a statewide felony theft warrant put out on Elwood Blues. 269 00:21:49,057 --> 00:21:50,516 l want this guy. Now. 270 00:21:50,934 --> 00:21:54,103 What did he mean, calling you his "little brother"? 271 00:21:57,232 --> 00:21:58,274 Right away, sir. 272 00:21:58,567 --> 00:22:00,693 Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to Willie's, 273 00:22:00,777 --> 00:22:05,197 the state's most elegant establishment for entertainment, erotica and ecdysia. 274 00:22:05,449 --> 00:22:06,490 (ALL CHEERlNG) 275 00:22:07,743 --> 00:22:11,871 And now, four young women currently studying medicine and paleontology 276 00:22:11,955 --> 00:22:13,664 at Northwestern University. 277 00:22:13,749 --> 00:22:15,958 Tia, Sandra, Devon and Carla. 278 00:22:16,043 --> 00:22:18,085 Here they are, the Roommates! 279 00:22:20,172 --> 00:22:23,674 Lonnie, Junior, the band, the girls and l, we're gonna do a little song for you now, 280 00:22:23,759 --> 00:22:25,593 a little Mack Rice number. 281 00:22:25,677 --> 00:22:28,179 Hey, all you married men. lf you're tied up, 282 00:22:28,263 --> 00:22:31,265 you better stay tied up, because it's cheaper to keep her. 283 00:22:33,560 --> 00:22:36,854 (SlNGlNG) It's cheaper to keep her 284 00:22:36,938 --> 00:22:40,107 It is cheaper to keep her 285 00:22:41,693 --> 00:22:44,153 When your little girl make you mad 286 00:22:45,781 --> 00:22:48,991 You get an attitude and pack your bag 287 00:22:49,242 --> 00:22:52,161 Five little children that you're leaving behind 288 00:22:53,455 --> 00:22:56,499 You're gonna pay some alimony Or do some time 289 00:22:56,583 --> 00:22:59,710 It's cheaper to keep her 290 00:22:59,795 --> 00:23:02,213 Too much to leave that little girl 291 00:23:02,297 --> 00:23:03,631 It's cheaper to keep her 292 00:23:03,965 --> 00:23:09,887 It's cheaper, it's cheaper, it's cheaper 293 00:23:09,971 --> 00:23:12,181 It's cheaper, cheaper, cheaper, cheaper, yeah 294 00:23:12,474 --> 00:23:15,142 If you decide to roam 295 00:23:16,395 --> 00:23:18,312 And leave your happy home 296 00:23:18,397 --> 00:23:20,981 You got to pay the house note 297 00:23:21,066 --> 00:23:24,193 The child support, your insurance 298 00:23:24,277 --> 00:23:26,570 Alimony, mortgage one, mortgage two 299 00:23:26,696 --> 00:23:32,660 It's cheaper to keep her 300 00:23:36,665 --> 00:23:38,207 (MEN CHEERlNG) 301 00:23:47,634 --> 00:23:48,676 What was that? 302 00:23:49,302 --> 00:23:52,930 The strong-arm shit, protection payment. You know the tune. 303 00:23:53,014 --> 00:23:57,017 This time it's Russians. But, hey, l pay them, they leave me alone. 304 00:23:57,310 --> 00:23:58,436 That's not right. 305 00:23:59,062 --> 00:24:00,563 No shit. 306 00:24:08,947 --> 00:24:12,950 lf l could only figure out what Elwood's game is. 307 00:24:13,410 --> 00:24:15,578 Why did he come to see you in the first place, sir? 308 00:24:15,871 --> 00:24:19,206 He wanted to borrow $500 and asked me if l wanted to join his band. 309 00:24:19,875 --> 00:24:23,836 Well, he got his 500 bucks. What instrument do you play? 310 00:24:26,173 --> 00:24:30,676 How about a big hand for our gorgeous, professional lady dancers? 311 00:24:36,308 --> 00:24:37,349 Where's Willie? 312 00:24:37,434 --> 00:24:40,561 He went to Cabrini-Green to visit his ailing stepfather. Why? 313 00:24:40,687 --> 00:24:43,189 Those Russians are here. They want to see him. 314 00:24:46,485 --> 00:24:48,235 l'll handle it. Where's Buster? 315 00:24:48,653 --> 00:24:50,029 He's in the office, sleeping. 316 00:24:53,992 --> 00:24:55,242 Good evening, gentlemen. 317 00:24:55,577 --> 00:24:59,038 Mr. Hall has been unavoidably detained. He will be a trifle late. 318 00:24:59,122 --> 00:25:00,164 May l buy you a drink? 319 00:25:03,460 --> 00:25:05,252 (SPEAKlNG RUSSlAN) 320 00:25:11,051 --> 00:25:14,970 (SlNGlNG lN RUSSlAN) 321 00:25:30,946 --> 00:25:32,112 Mack. 322 00:25:33,823 --> 00:25:34,823 Got a minute? 323 00:26:25,667 --> 00:26:27,960 Don't forget our deal now, Elwood. 324 00:26:28,295 --> 00:26:29,295 Uh-huh. 325 00:26:43,018 --> 00:26:44,268 (SPEAKlNG lNDlSTlNCTLY) 326 00:26:48,440 --> 00:26:51,775 Willie, you don't have to worry anymore. Those Russian guys won't be back. 327 00:26:52,027 --> 00:26:57,156 Those guys are bad mothers, Elwood. Serious shit. They kill people. 328 00:26:58,408 --> 00:26:59,908 They kill people? 329 00:27:00,619 --> 00:27:02,119 Listen, Willie. You gotta understand. 330 00:27:02,203 --> 00:27:03,537 Those goons are orphan remnants 331 00:27:03,622 --> 00:27:06,290 of the post-perestroika Soviet secret police apparatus, 332 00:27:06,374 --> 00:27:09,418 which, until 1 991 , carried out its twisted interpretation 333 00:27:09,502 --> 00:27:11,754 of the original, well-intentioned Marxist-Leninist doctrine 334 00:27:11,838 --> 00:27:15,633 vis-à-vis state security, which was massively corrupted by Lavrenty Beria in the '30s. 335 00:27:15,717 --> 00:27:19,553 Of course, once a mass populace is coerced into such behavior as a permanent condition, 336 00:27:19,638 --> 00:27:22,473 a radical, didactic, dialectic shift, such as glasnost, 337 00:27:22,557 --> 00:27:23,974 produces guys like these: 338 00:27:24,059 --> 00:27:26,644 stunned, headless automata whose only alternative in their new lives 339 00:27:26,728 --> 00:27:28,354 is the continuation of brutish measures 340 00:27:28,438 --> 00:27:31,565 to which their genetic code has been programmed since the fall of the Romanovs. 341 00:27:32,776 --> 00:27:35,986 That's great. l feel much better. 342 00:27:40,742 --> 00:27:44,662 (RUSSlAN SONG PLAYlNG) 343 00:27:54,381 --> 00:27:59,551 (SPEAKlNG RUSSlAN) 344 00:28:23,451 --> 00:28:26,161 (READlNG) 345 00:28:49,644 --> 00:28:54,064 And now, a very special treat, our own bartender, Mack McTeer, 346 00:28:54,149 --> 00:28:56,066 will be performing for you this evening. 347 00:28:56,151 --> 00:28:57,151 (CROWD GROANlNG) 348 00:28:57,318 --> 00:28:58,986 Now, now. Come on. 349 00:29:01,781 --> 00:29:02,781 Elwood! 350 00:29:03,783 --> 00:29:04,783 What are you doing? 351 00:29:05,160 --> 00:29:08,370 l'm sorry. l promised the guy. lt'll never happen again. 352 00:29:27,640 --> 00:29:31,643 (SlNGlNG) I'm all alone and fancy free 353 00:29:31,728 --> 00:29:34,730 But that ain't the way I want to be 354 00:29:35,899 --> 00:29:39,401 Now, girls, get your game up tight 355 00:29:39,486 --> 00:29:42,696 We're gonna have a wing-ding-doodle tonight 356 00:29:43,031 --> 00:29:47,409 But right now I'm looking for a fox I'm looking for a fox 357 00:29:47,494 --> 00:29:49,036 I'm looking for a fox 358 00:29:53,374 --> 00:29:55,959 Tonight the sky's the limit 359 00:29:56,044 --> 00:29:59,338 I got some money and I'm gonna spend it 360 00:30:00,882 --> 00:30:04,134 It's Saturday night and I wanna play 361 00:30:04,219 --> 00:30:08,430 I'm gonna groove till the break of day Now look here 362 00:30:08,515 --> 00:30:10,307 I'm looking for a fox 363 00:30:10,391 --> 00:30:13,811 I'm looking for a fox I'm looking for a fox 364 00:30:18,691 --> 00:30:22,361 Got a brand-new pinstripe suit of clothes 365 00:30:22,445 --> 00:30:26,240 Big, wide polka-dot tie 366 00:30:26,324 --> 00:30:30,619 Cuff links as big as jaybird eggs And look at that 367 00:30:30,703 --> 00:30:33,831 Shoes made out of alligator hide Wanna see something else here? 368 00:30:33,915 --> 00:30:37,668 -I'm ripe and ready and I'm hot to trot -Boy, you on fire 369 00:30:38,253 --> 00:30:41,755 -Girl, you can get anything I got -She'll take it, too 370 00:30:42,090 --> 00:30:45,759 -I got the money if you got the time -We open all night 371 00:30:45,844 --> 00:30:49,638 -All you gotta do is give me a sign -Look here! 372 00:30:49,722 --> 00:30:53,392 I'm looking for a fox I'm looking for a fox 373 00:30:53,476 --> 00:30:55,894 I'm looking for a fox 374 00:30:58,106 --> 00:30:59,481 Looking for a fox 375 00:31:01,442 --> 00:31:05,988 Hey, Mack, you know something? You can sing, man 376 00:31:06,072 --> 00:31:09,783 -Looking for a fox -Come on, y'all 377 00:31:10,285 --> 00:31:12,286 Looking for a fox 378 00:31:12,745 --> 00:31:13,996 (GUNS FlRlNG) 379 00:31:15,456 --> 00:31:16,456 (PEOPLE SCREAMlNG) 380 00:31:21,170 --> 00:31:24,840 Everyone, please leave now! 381 00:31:27,302 --> 00:31:28,552 (ALL CLAMORlNG) 382 00:31:45,945 --> 00:31:48,155 -Where's Buster? -l don't know. 383 00:32:01,336 --> 00:32:02,502 Gas! 384 00:32:18,895 --> 00:32:19,937 (COUGHlNG) 385 00:32:21,606 --> 00:32:22,773 (SPEAKlNG RUSSlAN) 386 00:32:30,573 --> 00:32:31,573 (COUGHlNG) 387 00:32:33,701 --> 00:32:35,202 Come on! Hurry! 388 00:32:44,128 --> 00:32:45,337 Elwood! 389 00:32:46,047 --> 00:32:47,047 You guys okay? 390 00:32:47,382 --> 00:32:48,382 All the girls get out? 391 00:32:49,050 --> 00:32:50,384 Yeah, everybody's fine. 392 00:32:53,763 --> 00:32:55,305 Matara, thanks for everything. 393 00:32:55,890 --> 00:32:56,890 Time to go. 394 00:33:21,916 --> 00:33:25,752 -Elwood, they have automatic weapons. -Look in the glove compartment. 395 00:33:27,505 --> 00:33:31,383 Carpet tacks. They have guns and we have carpet tacks. 396 00:33:31,509 --> 00:33:34,261 They're not carpet tacks. They're drywall nails. 397 00:33:37,682 --> 00:33:40,434 Roll down your window. Dump the nails. 398 00:34:03,458 --> 00:34:04,458 (MEN GROANlNG) 399 00:34:09,464 --> 00:34:11,006 (SPEAKlNG RUSSlAN) 400 00:34:28,274 --> 00:34:30,984 The Lord works in mysterious ways, Mack. 401 00:34:31,444 --> 00:34:32,861 What do you mean, Elwood? 402 00:34:32,945 --> 00:34:36,031 lf it weren't for those gangsters shaking down Willie 403 00:34:36,115 --> 00:34:39,826 and you helping me, l wouldn't have seen you sing. You're good. 404 00:34:40,161 --> 00:34:41,369 Thank you, Elwood. 405 00:34:41,788 --> 00:34:46,083 Since the Russians torched Willie's club, he'll need a job. 406 00:34:46,167 --> 00:34:48,668 You'll need a job. l'll need a job. 407 00:34:49,629 --> 00:34:52,881 So, you'll join the band, then we'll all have jobs. 408 00:34:53,549 --> 00:34:54,549 Follow me? 409 00:34:54,926 --> 00:34:55,926 Sure. 410 00:35:00,681 --> 00:35:01,681 What band? 411 00:35:20,451 --> 00:35:21,910 -Lieutenant? -Thanks. 412 00:35:23,162 --> 00:35:24,162 (CELL PHONE RlNGlNG) 413 00:35:26,833 --> 00:35:27,833 Elizondo. 414 00:35:28,209 --> 00:35:29,376 Did you find anything? 415 00:35:29,460 --> 00:35:31,628 No bodies, but there was plenty of gunfire. 416 00:35:31,712 --> 00:35:33,088 Did you find the club owner? 417 00:35:33,297 --> 00:35:34,965 Not yet. 418 00:35:35,049 --> 00:35:38,301 Wait a minute. l got something here you should see. 419 00:35:52,024 --> 00:35:53,024 Matt. 420 00:35:53,651 --> 00:35:55,527 You finally sell that demonstrator? 421 00:35:55,820 --> 00:35:59,072 Check this funky car coming in. l got a weird vibe. 422 00:36:15,882 --> 00:36:18,925 The suit's real neat and everything, Elwood, but do l really have to wear the hat? 423 00:36:19,552 --> 00:36:21,344 These are unsophisticated men. 424 00:36:21,429 --> 00:36:24,848 The only things they respond to are fear and the draw of lucre. 425 00:36:24,932 --> 00:36:29,352 We elicit this by using iconographic symbols and psychological intimidation. 426 00:36:29,437 --> 00:36:31,229 The way we look together now 427 00:36:31,314 --> 00:36:34,900 presents a uniform image of strength and organization. 428 00:36:34,984 --> 00:36:38,612 Don't say anything. Look mean. No smiling. 429 00:36:38,905 --> 00:36:40,614 Elwood. 430 00:36:43,951 --> 00:36:45,285 Good to see you, man. 431 00:36:45,786 --> 00:36:48,079 Yeah, even though that last gig was a nightmare. 432 00:36:48,998 --> 00:36:52,584 Boys, l'd like you to meet my new partner in the act, Mighty Mack. 433 00:36:52,668 --> 00:36:55,795 Mack, "Blue Lou" Marini, Matt "Guitar" Murphy. 434 00:36:57,006 --> 00:36:58,215 Mighty Mack. 435 00:36:58,341 --> 00:36:59,925 So, what's this all about? 436 00:37:00,718 --> 00:37:02,469 l'm getting the band back together. 437 00:37:02,762 --> 00:37:04,804 Man, you can't talk about this stuff here. 438 00:37:05,306 --> 00:37:06,973 Matt, she's back from lunch. 439 00:37:08,309 --> 00:37:09,309 (LADlES CHATTERlNG) 440 00:37:14,982 --> 00:37:15,982 Elwood. 441 00:37:16,484 --> 00:37:17,484 Ma'am. 442 00:37:18,486 --> 00:37:20,028 Sorry to hear about Jake. 443 00:37:20,529 --> 00:37:21,780 Thank you, ma'am. 444 00:37:22,240 --> 00:37:23,240 Who's this? 445 00:37:24,242 --> 00:37:27,827 -My new partner, Mack McTeer. -Pleased to meet you. 446 00:37:30,248 --> 00:37:34,084 -Matt, can l speak to you privately? -Sure, baby. 447 00:37:37,338 --> 00:37:39,756 You said when you got out of prison you were gonna be all finished 448 00:37:39,840 --> 00:37:41,049 with the Blues Brothers. 449 00:37:41,300 --> 00:37:42,801 That's right. l did. 450 00:37:42,885 --> 00:37:45,679 You and l have built up a good business here 451 00:37:45,763 --> 00:37:48,265 with the cash from the sale of the coffee shop. 452 00:37:48,349 --> 00:37:50,767 And l got us started in this Mercedes dealership. 453 00:37:50,851 --> 00:37:52,269 What is the matter with you? 454 00:37:54,355 --> 00:37:57,357 And l continue to keep your pathetic friend on 455 00:37:57,441 --> 00:38:00,652 even though he hasn't sold a car in over two years. 456 00:38:00,987 --> 00:38:03,280 Yes, you have, and no, he hasn't. 457 00:38:03,364 --> 00:38:05,198 You talk straight with me, Matt Murphy. 458 00:38:05,324 --> 00:38:06,366 l always do. 459 00:38:06,617 --> 00:38:09,327 And you treat me with respect at all times. 460 00:38:09,537 --> 00:38:10,537 l do, baby. 461 00:38:10,830 --> 00:38:13,707 And you know what l mean when l say "respect." 462 00:38:23,175 --> 00:38:26,344 (SlNGlNG) Hey, what you want Baby, I got it 463 00:38:27,513 --> 00:38:30,557 What you need You know I got it 464 00:38:31,475 --> 00:38:32,684 All I'm asking 465 00:38:33,561 --> 00:38:36,062 -Is for a little respect when you get home -Just a little bit 466 00:38:36,147 --> 00:38:38,898 -Yeah, baby, baby, baby, baby -Just a little bit 467 00:38:38,983 --> 00:38:40,608 -When you get home -Just a little bit 468 00:38:41,319 --> 00:38:42,485 Just a little bit 469 00:38:43,779 --> 00:38:47,032 I ain't gonna do you wrong While you're gone 470 00:38:48,034 --> 00:38:51,411 I ain't gonna do you wrong Because I don't wanna 471 00:38:52,246 --> 00:38:53,496 All I'm asking 472 00:38:54,415 --> 00:38:57,208 -Is for a little respect when you get home -Just a little bit 473 00:38:57,501 --> 00:39:00,211 -Baby, when you get home -Just a little bit 474 00:39:00,338 --> 00:39:03,423 Just a little bit Just a little bit 475 00:39:04,300 --> 00:39:08,011 I'm about to give you all of your money 476 00:39:08,888 --> 00:39:12,265 And all I'm asking in return, honey 477 00:39:13,184 --> 00:39:17,354 Is to give me my propers when you move in there 478 00:39:17,438 --> 00:39:21,024 -Just a, just a, just a, just a, just a, just a -When you get home 479 00:39:21,108 --> 00:39:23,026 -Just a little bit -Do it for me, now 480 00:39:23,110 --> 00:39:24,694 Just a little bit 481 00:39:41,837 --> 00:39:45,256 Your kiss is sweeter than honey 482 00:39:46,300 --> 00:39:50,387 Guess what So is my money 483 00:39:50,471 --> 00:39:53,973 All I need is just a little respect When you get home, baby 484 00:39:54,100 --> 00:39:58,395 -Just a little bit -Baby, when you get home 485 00:39:58,604 --> 00:40:01,815 -Just a little bit -Do it for me now 486 00:40:01,899 --> 00:40:05,902 R to the E-S-P-E-C-T Find out what it means to me 487 00:40:05,986 --> 00:40:10,824 R to the E-S-P-E-C-T Take care, TCB 488 00:40:10,908 --> 00:40:12,909 Sock it 489 00:40:12,993 --> 00:40:14,828 Sock it to me Sock it to me 490 00:40:15,871 --> 00:40:19,124 Yeah, baby 491 00:40:19,208 --> 00:40:21,000 -Sock it -I don't want much 492 00:40:21,377 --> 00:40:24,587 Sock it to me Sock it to me 493 00:40:24,672 --> 00:40:27,340 Baby, I'm telling you 494 00:40:27,425 --> 00:40:30,677 -Respect -Wherever I go 495 00:40:30,845 --> 00:40:33,805 -Give it to me -All over the world 496 00:40:33,889 --> 00:40:36,433 -I get my respect -Respect 497 00:40:36,809 --> 00:40:42,188 Yes, I do, it's an everyday thing Tell you it is 498 00:40:44,024 --> 00:40:45,984 -Sock it -Wherever I go 499 00:40:46,068 --> 00:40:48,194 Sock it to me Sock it to me 500 00:40:48,863 --> 00:40:52,198 All over the world I need respect 501 00:40:52,283 --> 00:40:54,242 -Sock it -Yes, I do 502 00:40:54,326 --> 00:40:56,744 -Sock it to me -I deserve respect 503 00:40:59,248 --> 00:41:00,457 Yeah 504 00:41:00,708 --> 00:41:07,005 Listen, Matt. You ain't all of that, cat. And Elwood, you ain't no good. 505 00:41:12,344 --> 00:41:16,014 Matt, this is something that l really don't want you to do. 506 00:41:20,227 --> 00:41:25,023 For crying out loud, if this is what you're gonna be like to live with, go ahead. 507 00:41:25,733 --> 00:41:26,733 Thanks, baby. 508 00:41:27,026 --> 00:41:28,359 Let's go. 509 00:41:28,444 --> 00:41:29,444 Elwood. 510 00:41:30,613 --> 00:41:34,407 You boys, please stay out of trouble this time. 511 00:41:36,327 --> 00:41:42,749 CHORUS: Dunn and Cropper, WEXR Chicagoland talk radio 512 00:41:42,917 --> 00:41:45,251 -You're listening to Dunn and Cropper. -Cropper and Dunn. 513 00:41:45,336 --> 00:41:48,421 On WEXR, 1 03.7 talk radio. 514 00:41:48,756 --> 00:41:52,634 Our topic today, automatic life terms for three-time felony offenders. 515 00:41:52,718 --> 00:41:54,260 Give us a call, we'd like to hear your opinion. 516 00:41:55,763 --> 00:41:57,305 Dunn and Cropper, you're on the air. 517 00:41:57,389 --> 00:42:02,435 ELWOOD: Hi, I am definitely not in favor of this triple-felony legislation. 518 00:42:02,561 --> 00:42:03,520 Tell us why. 519 00:42:03,604 --> 00:42:07,232 I'm a recently released inmate who's trying to put his life back together. 520 00:42:07,775 --> 00:42:10,235 But with five felonies already on my record... 521 00:42:10,319 --> 00:42:12,487 Hey, fellas. l think l know that voice. 522 00:42:12,821 --> 00:42:16,074 l mean, what chance do l have if l make one more mistake? 523 00:42:16,158 --> 00:42:21,162 One more time, l could go down for life. lt's just not fair. 524 00:42:21,247 --> 00:42:27,252 My question is, how can you goddamn shit-spewing media sluts help... 525 00:42:27,336 --> 00:42:30,129 Thank you, caller. Time for a commercial break. 526 00:42:30,256 --> 00:42:32,632 Steve, you know, l think that sounded a lot like... 527 00:42:32,883 --> 00:42:34,175 Elwood J. Blues. 528 00:42:38,347 --> 00:42:39,597 No place to run. 529 00:42:39,682 --> 00:42:41,516 And no place to hide. 530 00:42:46,647 --> 00:42:50,191 MACK: l know, you told me, your trumpet player's a funeral director now. 531 00:42:50,276 --> 00:42:52,735 But, Elwood, cemeteries still give me the creeps. 532 00:42:52,820 --> 00:42:56,197 ELWOOD: He'll be the most difficult. Follow my lead. 533 00:42:59,618 --> 00:43:03,580 Lay to rest Nicholas Tstetsevkaya, 534 00:43:03,664 --> 00:43:08,668 a young man cut down too soon by violent enemies. 535 00:43:09,336 --> 00:43:12,839 Would you please get lost? Do you know who these people are? 536 00:43:13,424 --> 00:43:15,675 Who's this guy? What's with the monkey? 537 00:43:16,343 --> 00:43:19,429 That's no monkey. That's my associate, Buster Blues. 538 00:43:19,513 --> 00:43:22,140 And this is Mighty Mack, the new lead singer in the band. 539 00:43:22,266 --> 00:43:26,019 So, that's what this is about? Forget it. Goodbye. 540 00:43:26,604 --> 00:43:27,729 Hey, Mr. Fabulous, 541 00:43:27,813 --> 00:43:31,107 what time you want us to come back and grab the rings and watch off the corpse? 542 00:43:31,275 --> 00:43:32,275 (PEOPLE GASPlNG) 543 00:43:33,694 --> 00:43:36,321 And what about the deal with the medical college for his dick? 544 00:43:36,405 --> 00:43:37,447 (SPEAKS RUSSlAN) 545 00:43:37,531 --> 00:43:38,531 We're dead now. 546 00:44:07,269 --> 00:44:10,229 (SPEAKlNG RUSSlAN) 547 00:44:21,825 --> 00:44:25,161 Since l started to work for Ed and Mr. Pickett, l haven't looked back, Elwood. 548 00:44:25,245 --> 00:44:26,913 These guys are amazing. 549 00:44:36,674 --> 00:44:38,508 So, Elwood. What do you want? 550 00:44:39,259 --> 00:44:44,097 l'm putting the band back together, and we need Murph on the keyboards. 551 00:44:44,390 --> 00:44:45,473 l see. 552 00:44:45,724 --> 00:44:47,850 l told them l wouldn't go without your say-so. 553 00:44:50,020 --> 00:44:54,524 Murph tells me you're in publishing, telephone sales and matrimonial services? 554 00:44:54,733 --> 00:44:55,900 Yes, we are. 555 00:44:56,568 --> 00:44:59,404 Just what is it that you do exactly? 556 00:45:00,239 --> 00:45:07,245 l'm 1 8 years old, l'm blonde, l'm 36-24-36 and my name is Bambi. 557 00:45:07,705 --> 00:45:11,582 (SlNGlNG) If you need a little lovin' 558 00:45:11,709 --> 00:45:15,336 Call on me, call me 559 00:45:16,338 --> 00:45:23,010 If you want some kissin' Call me, baby 560 00:45:23,095 --> 00:45:25,221 All you got to do 561 00:45:25,848 --> 00:45:29,684 I'll be right here at home 562 00:45:29,768 --> 00:45:34,897 All you got to do is pick up the telephone And dial now 563 00:45:34,982 --> 00:45:38,901 634-5789 564 00:45:38,986 --> 00:45:43,406 -That's my number -634-5789 565 00:45:43,490 --> 00:45:47,744 And if you need a little huggin' 566 00:45:47,828 --> 00:45:51,414 Call on me Lord have mercy 567 00:45:52,332 --> 00:45:56,711 And if you want some kissin' 568 00:45:56,795 --> 00:46:00,465 Call on me, baby All you got to do now 569 00:46:01,300 --> 00:46:05,636 No more lonely nights Will you be alone 570 00:46:05,721 --> 00:46:10,933 All you got to do is pick up your telephone And dial, baby 571 00:46:11,018 --> 00:46:14,854 634-5789 572 00:46:14,938 --> 00:46:19,525 -That's my number -634-5789 573 00:46:20,569 --> 00:46:24,947 Oh, I'll be right there 574 00:46:25,032 --> 00:46:28,159 Just as soon as I can 575 00:46:29,453 --> 00:46:33,164 If I be a little bit late now 576 00:46:33,248 --> 00:46:38,753 I hope that you'll understand Oh yeah 577 00:47:04,780 --> 00:47:22,213 634-5789 578 00:47:22,297 --> 00:47:25,842 If you need a little lovin' 579 00:47:26,426 --> 00:47:29,887 You can call on me, yeah 580 00:47:31,098 --> 00:47:34,767 If you want some of my kissin' 581 00:47:35,435 --> 00:47:39,272 Call on me You better believe you can 582 00:47:40,440 --> 00:47:44,443 No more lonely nights Will you be alone 583 00:47:44,528 --> 00:47:49,115 All you got to do is call me on the telephone 584 00:47:49,199 --> 00:47:53,327 -And dial -634-5789 585 00:47:53,412 --> 00:47:57,957 -That's my number, baby -634-5789 586 00:47:58,792 --> 00:48:02,420 634-5789 587 00:48:02,504 --> 00:48:11,178 -That's our number -634-5789 588 00:48:11,263 --> 00:48:14,932 -That's our number, baby -634-5789 589 00:48:15,017 --> 00:48:18,769 If you need to make a change 590 00:48:19,313 --> 00:48:25,526 -Then call Ed's Love Exchange -634-5789 591 00:48:27,529 --> 00:48:30,406 SLlNE: Charlie, Charlie, would l lie to you? 592 00:48:30,490 --> 00:48:33,826 Charlie, take it easy. That's all in the past, Charlie. 593 00:48:35,829 --> 00:48:39,916 He hung up on me. A lot of burnt bridges, Mr. Blues. 594 00:48:40,334 --> 00:48:44,462 Look, l know you can book us somewhere. Maury, you're still the best. 595 00:48:45,964 --> 00:48:47,423 You ever heard of Queen Mousette? 596 00:48:47,716 --> 00:48:50,259 The Louisiana witch, Queen Mousette? 597 00:48:50,636 --> 00:48:52,094 That's her. 598 00:48:52,179 --> 00:48:55,348 She's got a Battle of the Bands thing going on down at her club. 599 00:48:55,432 --> 00:48:59,685 Big cash prize. Your band wins, l get 1 5% of the take. 600 00:49:01,188 --> 00:49:04,690 Okay? l'll book you a couple of guest gigs on the way down south to Louisiana. 601 00:49:05,359 --> 00:49:07,193 Golly, thanks, Mr. Sline. 602 00:49:07,861 --> 00:49:09,028 Let go of me. 603 00:49:09,363 --> 00:49:10,529 Sorry. 604 00:49:12,991 --> 00:49:15,368 One more thing. You're gonna have to audition for Queen Mousette. 605 00:49:16,370 --> 00:49:17,995 Say nothing to the boys about this. 606 00:49:19,498 --> 00:49:22,083 We'll call you from the road, find out where our first gig is. 607 00:49:22,709 --> 00:49:24,085 Just be careful, Elwood. 608 00:49:28,131 --> 00:49:29,715 Alan Rubin. 609 00:49:29,925 --> 00:49:30,925 (SPEAKS RUSSlAN) 610 00:49:31,301 --> 00:49:34,845 Mr. Fabulous. 611 00:49:38,934 --> 00:49:41,268 The Blues Brothers Band. 612 00:49:43,981 --> 00:49:47,024 (SPEAKlNG RUSSlAN) 613 00:49:51,738 --> 00:49:55,950 Ah, you're going to love them. They're absolutely sensational. 614 00:49:56,034 --> 00:49:59,328 Really sensational. lt's a great blues band. 615 00:49:59,413 --> 00:50:03,582 Yeah, blues band. No, no, blues, not bluegrass. 616 00:50:04,584 --> 00:50:10,047 You don't want a blues band? Bluegrass. Yeah. They're... 617 00:50:10,132 --> 00:50:13,175 They're the Bluegrass Brothers, as a matter of fact. They're wonderful. 618 00:50:13,260 --> 00:50:16,470 They kill the people. They just absolutely pulverize an audience. 619 00:50:16,555 --> 00:50:18,055 They're sensational. You're going to call and thank me. 620 00:50:18,140 --> 00:50:20,599 They're just wonderful. The Bluegrass Brothers. 621 00:50:33,739 --> 00:50:36,866 All right, guys. Our first date is at the county fair 622 00:50:36,950 --> 00:50:39,618 in a town called Cynthiana, Kentucky. 623 00:50:39,703 --> 00:50:43,956 And then we have this mystery gig here in Louisiana. 624 00:50:46,209 --> 00:50:47,501 Mystery gig? 625 00:50:47,878 --> 00:50:50,254 Hey, Elwood, you got the keys to the trunk? 626 00:50:58,680 --> 00:50:59,889 lt's full. 627 00:50:59,973 --> 00:51:04,643 -l haven't played a county fair since '68. -Sounds like a lot of laughs. 628 00:51:06,772 --> 00:51:08,939 Hey, we're doing all right. We're back on the road again. 629 00:51:09,024 --> 00:51:10,775 Yeah, who are you, Willie Nelson? 630 00:51:11,943 --> 00:51:12,985 l'm riding with Elwood. 631 00:51:13,153 --> 00:51:15,321 Go right ahead, Mr. Thrill Seeker. 632 00:51:16,323 --> 00:51:18,324 MAN: Excuse me, sir. 633 00:51:20,452 --> 00:51:22,286 Didn't you used to be Elwood Blues? 634 00:51:23,163 --> 00:51:24,163 Who wants to know? 635 00:51:24,414 --> 00:51:25,998 l've been listening to your stuff since l was a kid. 636 00:51:26,708 --> 00:51:28,209 Yeah, so? 637 00:51:28,335 --> 00:51:29,710 My friends and l, we got this band. 638 00:51:29,795 --> 00:51:32,379 We're rehearsing just on the other side of the motel office. 639 00:51:32,464 --> 00:51:35,758 lt would be so cool and it would mean so much to me 640 00:51:35,842 --> 00:51:37,343 if you could come listen to us play. 641 00:51:37,969 --> 00:51:41,430 Sure. Why don't you go ahead and get started and l'll be along in a minute. 642 00:51:42,140 --> 00:51:43,557 Great. 643 00:51:49,523 --> 00:51:52,191 Let's highball! 644 00:51:53,860 --> 00:51:55,402 (SONG PLAYlNG) 645 00:52:09,668 --> 00:52:14,630 (SlNGlNG) I wanna showyou That anything is possible 646 00:52:16,174 --> 00:52:21,887 I said I wanna show you That your wildest dreams can come true 647 00:52:24,266 --> 00:52:30,062 And I swear someday I'm gonna figure out how to do just that 648 00:52:31,064 --> 00:52:36,402 But until then I guess trying is all I can do 649 00:52:38,446 --> 00:52:44,076 I say maybe you're wrong Thinking you want something better 650 00:52:46,204 --> 00:52:50,833 I say maybe you're wrong But just maybe, maybe I'm right 651 00:53:08,560 --> 00:53:13,022 Oh, maybe you're wrong Thinking you want something better 652 00:53:16,109 --> 00:53:19,278 I say maybe I'm wrong Thinking you got a problem 653 00:53:19,362 --> 00:53:22,239 Making it through the night 654 00:53:23,116 --> 00:53:27,620 I say maybe you're wrong But just maybe, maybe I'm right 655 00:53:36,588 --> 00:53:38,088 Mr. Blues? 656 00:53:39,132 --> 00:53:42,426 -lt's been almost seven days, Mother Mary. -We must call the police. 657 00:53:42,510 --> 00:53:46,597 -Think of poor Buster. -Kidnapping is a federal offense. 658 00:53:48,391 --> 00:53:52,394 l suppose you're right. We should call the police. 659 00:54:01,655 --> 00:54:02,655 Sir. 660 00:54:03,073 --> 00:54:04,073 What? 661 00:54:04,157 --> 00:54:06,659 We just received a call from Our Lady of the Annunciation Hospital. 662 00:54:06,743 --> 00:54:08,869 Elwood Blues has kidnapped a child. 663 00:54:19,965 --> 00:54:21,090 (MONlTOR BEEPlNG) 664 00:54:40,986 --> 00:54:42,278 Roachdale 31 . 665 00:54:44,072 --> 00:54:45,572 (COUNTRY SONG PLAYlNG) 666 00:55:20,859 --> 00:55:21,984 -Wait. -Come on, man. 667 00:55:22,068 --> 00:55:23,986 l got a cheeseburger cooling. 668 00:55:24,321 --> 00:55:25,988 Buster, l'm sorry. 669 00:55:26,072 --> 00:55:28,198 Now you're gonna have to see a bad side of me. 670 00:55:28,283 --> 00:55:30,617 Mack, your shaving cream, please. 671 00:55:30,869 --> 00:55:33,203 So, none of you is driving the Ford out there? 672 00:55:33,580 --> 00:55:34,872 No. 673 00:55:35,081 --> 00:55:36,582 (ALL MUMBLlNG) 674 00:55:40,920 --> 00:55:43,422 And whose dry white toast is that? 675 00:55:45,258 --> 00:55:46,592 (SCREAMlNG) 676 00:55:48,303 --> 00:55:50,262 Run for your lives! 677 00:55:53,475 --> 00:55:56,852 My God, help us! Somebody help us! 678 00:55:56,978 --> 00:56:01,106 He's having an attack! lt's this puffball bacteria! 679 00:56:01,441 --> 00:56:03,233 lt's extremely contagious! 680 00:56:03,318 --> 00:56:04,985 What in the Sam Hill? 681 00:56:05,153 --> 00:56:07,821 Run away! Oh, God! 682 00:56:12,077 --> 00:56:16,663 lt's puffball bacteria! lt's contagious! Save yourselves! 683 00:56:23,922 --> 00:56:25,756 Save yourselves! 684 00:56:27,133 --> 00:56:29,802 Save yourselves! Save yourselves! 685 00:56:35,683 --> 00:56:36,975 (POLlCE SlREN WAlLlNG) 686 00:57:00,834 --> 00:57:04,169 Hot damn! That's quite a trick. 687 00:57:04,254 --> 00:57:09,425 Trick? That white-trash ex-con invented criminally evasive driving. 688 00:57:09,509 --> 00:57:11,343 He kidnapped a little... 689 00:57:14,347 --> 00:57:15,848 Get after him! 690 00:57:54,053 --> 00:57:55,095 ELWOOD: (ON SPEAKER) Murph? 691 00:57:55,555 --> 00:57:56,680 Go ahead. 692 00:57:57,390 --> 00:57:59,057 See you at the gig. 693 00:58:01,519 --> 00:58:02,603 Where is the gig? 694 00:58:02,937 --> 00:58:05,814 County fairgrounds, off Route 1 07, in Cynthiana, Kentucky. 695 00:58:05,899 --> 00:58:07,691 1 1 :00 p.m. tomorrow night. 696 00:58:08,401 --> 00:58:09,568 See you there. 697 00:58:12,071 --> 00:58:15,741 How the hell is he gonna get there with half the cops in the state after him? 698 00:58:16,784 --> 00:58:18,911 Hey, wait a minute. 699 00:58:20,705 --> 00:58:23,707 Don't l know you boys from somewhere? 700 00:58:27,504 --> 00:58:28,921 Check, please. 701 00:58:44,312 --> 00:58:46,355 We have to get off this road. They've called ahead by now, 702 00:58:46,439 --> 00:58:48,524 and you can't outrun a Motorola. 703 00:58:48,608 --> 00:58:52,861 Two miles down we get off this, get on County Road 245 through Mariah Hill. 704 00:58:52,946 --> 00:58:55,864 That'll get us close to the Ohio River and the state line. 705 00:58:55,949 --> 00:58:57,574 ELWOOD: We gotta lose them first. 706 00:59:02,997 --> 00:59:05,415 -You passed the turn. -l know. 707 00:59:13,633 --> 00:59:15,842 You're hoping they lost interest? 708 00:59:16,135 --> 00:59:17,511 (SlRENS WAlLlNG) 709 01:00:05,602 --> 01:00:08,604 Commander, this is Agent Peters and Agent Bowman, FBl. 710 01:00:08,688 --> 01:00:10,147 Good to have you aboard. 711 01:00:10,815 --> 01:00:13,442 This Elwood Blues is a menace to decent people everywhere. 712 01:00:13,818 --> 01:00:16,403 We'll get him, sir. That's a promise. 713 01:00:16,946 --> 01:00:19,615 l have every lawman in two states on this border. 714 01:00:19,699 --> 01:00:22,326 Let him just try and get through this roadblock. 715 01:00:29,375 --> 01:00:30,959 Roll up your windows. 716 01:01:07,455 --> 01:01:11,833 -How long can we stay down here? -How long can you hold your breath? 717 01:01:41,948 --> 01:01:42,948 Am l right? 718 01:01:43,116 --> 01:01:44,449 Yes, sir! 719 01:01:45,451 --> 01:01:46,785 l said, am l right? 720 01:01:46,953 --> 01:01:47,994 Yes, sir! 721 01:01:48,079 --> 01:01:50,122 l can't hear you! 722 01:01:50,415 --> 01:01:51,581 Yes, sir! 723 01:01:52,458 --> 01:01:56,878 Now y'all might think we're just a group of sad, sorry sumbitches out here in a field, 724 01:01:56,963 --> 01:01:58,547 jerking each other off. 725 01:02:00,258 --> 01:02:03,552 Or you might just think that we know something. 726 01:02:05,471 --> 01:02:07,431 l'm gonna tell you something else. 727 01:02:09,142 --> 01:02:11,560 The federal government has a computer. 728 01:02:13,187 --> 01:02:19,443 This computer is wired to a computer in Jerusalem 729 01:02:21,028 --> 01:02:23,029 and Moscow. 730 01:02:24,115 --> 01:02:25,824 There's something in the river, Mr. Robertson. 731 01:02:26,325 --> 01:02:27,325 Where? 732 01:02:27,410 --> 01:02:29,828 l saw something under the water, sir. 733 01:02:31,205 --> 01:02:32,372 Son. 734 01:02:34,167 --> 01:02:36,793 lt's okay to be nervous. Okay? 735 01:02:37,837 --> 01:02:40,630 There are enough explosives in that boat 736 01:02:40,715 --> 01:02:43,842 to blow up every post office in this country, you know. 737 01:02:43,968 --> 01:02:48,054 But no one knows we're here. No one knows our plans. 738 01:02:49,682 --> 01:02:50,849 (EXCLAlMlNG) 739 01:03:07,533 --> 01:03:10,744 Hey! You guys having a picnic? 740 01:03:13,039 --> 01:03:15,373 Don't shoot! You might hit the boat! 741 01:03:17,168 --> 01:03:18,376 What boat? 742 01:03:18,628 --> 01:03:23,965 That's the international Jewish communist conspiracy in action, people. 743 01:03:24,342 --> 01:03:27,385 One of their spy satellites must have picked up our location. 744 01:03:29,722 --> 01:03:30,931 Kill them! 745 01:03:40,149 --> 01:03:41,149 Uh-oh. 746 01:03:41,442 --> 01:03:42,442 (MEN SCREAMlNG) 747 01:03:50,368 --> 01:03:52,410 -Did you hear something? -Nope. 748 01:03:53,496 --> 01:03:54,496 (PEOPLE CHATTERlNG) 749 01:03:59,460 --> 01:04:00,544 You sure they'll show up? 750 01:04:00,628 --> 01:04:03,046 Sline said they're booked here. They'll show up. 751 01:04:10,721 --> 01:04:12,514 More stunts coming right up 752 01:04:12,598 --> 01:04:17,978 and there's only 20 minutes until the wonderful Bluegrass Brothers. 753 01:04:35,621 --> 01:04:38,623 These will make us look a lot more bluegrass. 754 01:04:41,419 --> 01:04:44,254 l'm gonna fake some fiddle on my keyboard. 755 01:04:46,841 --> 01:04:49,551 We go on after the last car stunt. 756 01:04:50,469 --> 01:04:53,763 How are Elwood, Mack and the kid 757 01:04:53,848 --> 01:04:56,975 gonna make it to the stage with all the police around? 758 01:05:02,148 --> 01:05:03,773 MACK: l like the car this color, Elwood. 759 01:05:03,858 --> 01:05:07,527 ELWOOD: lt's temporary camouflage, that's all. 760 01:05:21,167 --> 01:05:22,167 All right. Go on. 761 01:05:27,840 --> 01:05:32,177 Lots of heat here, El. Maybe we ought to skip this gig and move on to the next one? 762 01:05:35,181 --> 01:05:39,059 That would be unprofessional. Park it somewhere dark. 763 01:06:02,583 --> 01:06:06,753 And now the Devildrivers star, Rick Avery, 764 01:06:06,837 --> 01:06:12,050 does the triple-ramp loop through the ring of fire! 765 01:06:15,429 --> 01:06:16,429 (CROWD EXCLAlMlNG) 766 01:06:46,752 --> 01:06:48,086 (CROWD CHEERlNG) 767 01:06:57,638 --> 01:07:02,892 And now the county fair is proud to present tonight's musical entertainment, 768 01:07:02,977 --> 01:07:05,812 the Kentucky Bluegrass Brothers! 769 01:07:06,230 --> 01:07:07,981 What's with the hats and beards? 770 01:07:08,065 --> 01:07:09,399 You look like ZZ Top. 771 01:07:09,734 --> 01:07:12,819 Sline booked us in here as a bluegrass band. 772 01:07:19,118 --> 01:07:21,786 Well, thank you so much, and howdy. 773 01:07:22,329 --> 01:07:24,164 Howdy! 774 01:07:24,248 --> 01:07:25,206 Howdy. 775 01:07:25,291 --> 01:07:26,958 Howdy! 776 01:07:27,501 --> 01:07:32,005 It's good to see your smiling faces tonight. We'd like to see you just a little bit closer. 777 01:07:32,089 --> 01:07:34,090 Why don't you come down out of them there stands? 778 01:07:41,682 --> 01:07:43,683 Come on, everybody, right close to the stage. 779 01:07:49,982 --> 01:07:50,982 Bluegrass? 780 01:07:51,817 --> 01:07:52,901 Riders. 781 01:07:53,235 --> 01:07:55,820 Duck, give me a mountain tempo in A minor. 782 01:08:06,665 --> 01:08:12,128 (SlNGlNG) That old cowpoke went riding off One dark and windy day 783 01:08:12,213 --> 01:08:17,550 Upon a ridge he rested As he went along his way 784 01:08:17,676 --> 01:08:21,429 When all at once a mighty herd Of red-eyed cows he saw 785 01:08:21,514 --> 01:08:24,849 A-plowing through the ragged skies 786 01:08:24,934 --> 01:08:27,977 And up a cloudy draw 787 01:08:28,938 --> 01:08:30,480 Yippie-ai-aye 788 01:08:32,733 --> 01:08:34,150 Yippie-ai-oh 789 01:08:36,862 --> 01:08:43,868 The ghost herd in the sky 790 01:08:44,203 --> 01:08:47,997 Their brands were still on fire And their hooves were made of steel 791 01:08:49,041 --> 01:08:51,793 Excuse me. Thank you. 792 01:08:52,711 --> 01:08:55,004 Take your men behind the stage. 793 01:08:55,172 --> 01:08:58,383 A bolt of fear went through them as they thundered through the sky 794 01:08:58,843 --> 01:09:02,220 For they saw the riders coming hard 795 01:09:02,471 --> 01:09:05,932 And they heard their mournful cry 796 01:09:06,392 --> 01:09:08,601 Yippie-ai-aye 797 01:09:10,229 --> 01:09:12,230 Yippie-ai-oh 798 01:09:14,650 --> 01:09:20,655 Ghost riders in the sky 799 01:09:25,244 --> 01:09:28,454 Their faces gaunt, their eyes were blurred Their shirts all soaked with sweat 800 01:09:28,831 --> 01:09:32,083 They're riding hard to catch that herd But they ain't caught them yet 801 01:09:32,168 --> 01:09:35,920 'Cause they got to ride forever In that range up in the sky 802 01:09:36,088 --> 01:09:39,340 On horses snorting fire 803 01:09:39,425 --> 01:09:42,802 As they ride on, hear their cry 804 01:09:43,137 --> 01:09:45,096 Yippie-ai-aye 805 01:09:47,391 --> 01:09:49,267 Yippie-ai-oh 806 01:09:51,896 --> 01:09:57,066 Ghost riders in the sky 807 01:10:27,806 --> 01:10:29,974 Step aside! Coming through! 808 01:10:31,810 --> 01:10:33,102 Excuse me. 809 01:10:54,124 --> 01:10:57,919 As the riders loped on by him he heard one call his name 810 01:10:59,755 --> 01:11:04,217 If you want to save your soul from hell a-riding on our range 811 01:11:05,094 --> 01:11:08,596 Then, cowboy, change your ways today or with us you will ride 812 01:11:08,681 --> 01:11:14,978 Trying to catch the devil's herd across these endless skies 813 01:11:16,730 --> 01:11:17,897 Look out! 814 01:11:18,023 --> 01:11:19,023 (PEOPLE SCREAMlNG) 815 01:11:24,154 --> 01:11:30,034 Ghost riders in the sky 816 01:11:42,881 --> 01:11:45,508 ELWOOD: Everybody into the Bluesmobile! 817 01:11:47,886 --> 01:11:48,886 Stop them! 818 01:11:48,971 --> 01:11:51,556 ANNOUNCER: And now, right here on our stage... 819 01:11:53,559 --> 01:11:56,269 Elwood! 820 01:11:56,729 --> 01:12:02,817 Let's have a really big hand for the Netherlandia Clog Dancers! 821 01:12:02,901 --> 01:12:04,319 We'll get them, sir. 822 01:12:04,403 --> 01:12:08,656 Sline says their next job is at a place called Queen Mousette's. 823 01:12:09,241 --> 01:12:11,617 Queen Mousette's. 824 01:12:23,630 --> 01:12:26,299 That's it. She's bone dry. 825 01:12:26,592 --> 01:12:28,426 l'd like to be. Let me out of here. 826 01:12:30,429 --> 01:12:31,804 (GROANlNG) 827 01:12:40,230 --> 01:12:41,272 Where are we? 828 01:12:41,607 --> 01:12:44,442 Five miles north of Panther Burn, Mississippi. 829 01:12:44,860 --> 01:12:45,943 So, what's the plan? 830 01:12:47,446 --> 01:12:48,988 We start walking. 831 01:12:49,531 --> 01:12:51,949 What's the point? l say we turn around. 832 01:12:54,328 --> 01:12:57,830 Hey, Elwood, l think we've got a rebellion on our hands. 833 01:12:58,082 --> 01:12:59,665 Why? What do you mean? 834 01:13:05,923 --> 01:13:08,633 Why don't you give the boys a motivational speech? 835 01:13:09,676 --> 01:13:12,178 So, you all want to quit? 836 01:13:14,056 --> 01:13:17,016 Well, honestly, who can blame you? 837 01:13:17,101 --> 01:13:20,895 l guess l've dragged you down as far as living humans can go. 838 01:13:21,522 --> 01:13:23,523 All right. Fine. 839 01:13:24,066 --> 01:13:26,317 Bye. l understand. 840 01:13:30,614 --> 01:13:33,282 So, what happens now? 841 01:13:34,743 --> 01:13:37,370 l don't know, kid. l guess it's over. 842 01:13:50,676 --> 01:13:52,927 Go away, kid. 843 01:13:53,011 --> 01:13:55,513 This is not being a very good mentor. 844 01:13:56,682 --> 01:13:59,725 l ain't your mentor. l don't even know what it means. 845 01:13:59,810 --> 01:14:02,645 Just do me a favor and go away. 846 01:14:04,565 --> 01:14:06,482 You're not the Elwood Blues l know. 847 01:14:06,567 --> 01:14:08,276 The Elwood Blues l know once said 848 01:14:08,360 --> 01:14:11,696 that no pharmaceutical product could ever equal the rush you get 849 01:14:11,780 --> 01:14:13,448 when the band hits that groove, 850 01:14:13,532 --> 01:14:18,035 and the people are dancing and shouting and swaying and the house is rocking. 851 01:14:19,830 --> 01:14:21,289 Yeah, that was me. 852 01:14:21,373 --> 01:14:24,083 The music, man. You know you miss the music. 853 01:14:26,545 --> 01:14:27,587 Thanks, Buster. 854 01:14:39,558 --> 01:14:40,766 You may go if you wish. 855 01:14:41,393 --> 01:14:42,810 Remember this. 856 01:14:43,020 --> 01:14:47,356 Walk away now and you walk away from your crafts, your skills, your vocations, 857 01:14:47,608 --> 01:14:49,192 leaving the next generation with nothing 858 01:14:49,276 --> 01:14:53,779 but recycled digitally sampled techno grooves, quasi-synth rhythms, 859 01:14:53,864 --> 01:14:56,616 pseudo songs of violence-laden gangster rap, 860 01:14:56,700 --> 01:14:59,744 acid pop and simpering, saccharine, soulless slush. 861 01:15:01,580 --> 01:15:05,625 Depart now and you forever separate yourselves from the vital American legacies 862 01:15:05,709 --> 01:15:08,544 of Robert Johnson, Muddy Waters, Willie Dixon, 863 01:15:08,629 --> 01:15:11,672 Jimmy Reed, Memphis Slim, Blind Boy Fuller, Louis Jordan, 864 01:15:11,757 --> 01:15:15,384 Little Walter, Big Walter, Sonny Boy Williamson 1 and 2, 865 01:15:15,469 --> 01:15:19,805 Otis Redding, Jackie Wilson, Elvis Presley, Leiber and Stoller, and Robert K. Weiss. 866 01:15:21,058 --> 01:15:23,559 Who is Robert K. Weiss? 867 01:15:25,145 --> 01:15:30,191 Turn your backs now and you snuff out the fragile candles of blues, RandB and soul, 868 01:15:30,275 --> 01:15:34,237 and when those flames flicker and expire, the light of the world is extinguished 869 01:15:34,321 --> 01:15:36,280 because the music which has moved mankind 870 01:15:36,365 --> 01:15:38,366 through seven decades, leading to the millennium, 871 01:15:38,450 --> 01:15:42,453 will wither and die on the vine of abandonment and neglect. 872 01:15:56,134 --> 01:15:57,385 Oh, shit. 873 01:16:08,605 --> 01:16:10,982 Go ahead, cats. l'll get gas. 874 01:16:15,821 --> 01:16:17,488 Hey, look. A circus. 875 01:16:17,573 --> 01:16:20,616 Nope. lt's a tent revival meeting. 876 01:16:27,082 --> 01:16:30,418 Excuse me, ma'am. Who will be preaching the good word this afternoon? 877 01:16:30,502 --> 01:16:33,796 Why, that would be the Right Reverend Cleophus James from Chicago. 878 01:16:33,880 --> 01:16:36,591 The Cleophus James of the Triple Rock Baptist Church? 879 01:16:36,675 --> 01:16:38,509 From Chicago. That's right. 880 01:16:40,178 --> 01:16:44,557 Hey, l know him. He'll give us gas money. We'll meet you guys inside. 881 01:16:47,060 --> 01:16:48,269 (SlRENS WAlLlNG) 882 01:16:54,359 --> 01:16:57,695 Okay, thanks. Keep an eye on them. Just don't make a move until we get there. 883 01:16:58,947 --> 01:17:01,198 Sir, that was the local sheriff down in Panther Burn. 884 01:17:01,283 --> 01:17:03,701 The Blues gang was just spotted at a revival meeting. 885 01:17:03,785 --> 01:17:04,785 Excellent. 886 01:17:17,591 --> 01:17:18,591 (WHlSTLlNG) 887 01:17:25,390 --> 01:17:28,934 And now, all you people of the faith, 888 01:17:29,102 --> 01:17:31,270 are you ready for the word? 889 01:17:31,355 --> 01:17:32,396 (ALL CHEERlNG) 890 01:17:33,899 --> 01:17:39,570 Are you ready for the word? 891 01:17:39,863 --> 01:17:40,863 l'm ready! 892 01:17:43,075 --> 01:17:46,827 Then let us begin with a sweet song of meditation 893 01:17:46,953 --> 01:17:51,123 from our own Reverend Morris and the Tent Revival Choir. 894 01:17:58,006 --> 01:17:59,256 (ALL SlNGlNG) 895 01:17:59,341 --> 01:18:09,392 -Who's that writing? -John the Revelator 896 01:18:09,476 --> 01:18:12,186 He wrote the book of the seven seals 897 01:18:12,270 --> 01:18:14,939 Yes, tell me, who's that writing? 898 01:18:15,023 --> 01:18:16,315 John the Revelator 899 01:18:16,400 --> 01:18:19,735 -Tell me, who's that writing? -John the Revelator 900 01:18:19,820 --> 01:18:21,946 Tell me, who's that writing? 901 01:18:22,030 --> 01:18:26,283 John the Revelator Wrote the book of the seven seals 902 01:18:27,494 --> 01:18:30,329 God walked down a hill one day 903 01:18:30,580 --> 01:18:33,457 Called Adam by his name 904 01:18:34,084 --> 01:18:37,294 Adam wouldn't answer 905 01:18:37,379 --> 01:18:40,840 'Cause he was naked and ashamed 906 01:18:40,924 --> 01:18:47,805 -Tell me, who's that writing? -John the Revelator 907 01:18:47,889 --> 01:18:49,724 Tell me, who's that writing? 908 01:18:49,808 --> 01:18:54,228 John the Revelator Wrote the book of the seven seals 909 01:18:54,813 --> 01:18:56,522 -You know, Christ -Christ 910 01:18:56,606 --> 01:18:58,482 -Twelve apostles -Spirit willing 911 01:18:58,567 --> 01:19:01,861 -Three he led away -But the flesh was weak 912 01:19:01,945 --> 01:19:05,322 He said, "Watch with me while I walk 913 01:19:05,449 --> 01:19:08,951 "For I go yonder and pray" Listen 914 01:19:09,035 --> 01:19:10,411 -When Christ rose -Christ 915 01:19:10,495 --> 01:19:12,496 -On Easter morning -Hallelujah 916 01:19:12,706 --> 01:19:15,833 -Mary and Martha came down to see -The resurrection 917 01:19:15,917 --> 01:19:19,128 He said, "Go and tell my disciples 918 01:19:19,796 --> 01:19:21,964 "To meet me in Galilee" 919 01:19:22,048 --> 01:19:26,510 -Yeah, who's that writing? -John the Revelator 920 01:19:26,595 --> 01:19:28,345 Who's that writing? 921 01:19:29,431 --> 01:19:30,514 (SlRENS WAlLlNG) 922 01:19:43,570 --> 01:19:44,820 John the Revelator 923 01:19:44,905 --> 01:19:48,532 -Tell me, who's that writing? -John the Revelator 924 01:19:48,700 --> 01:19:50,451 Who's that writing? 925 01:19:50,535 --> 01:19:51,869 Stop the music. 926 01:19:52,120 --> 01:19:53,120 (MUSlC STOPS) 927 01:20:10,305 --> 01:20:12,306 Those men are criminals and they're under arrest. 928 01:20:15,769 --> 01:20:18,312 WOMAN 1 : lt's Reverend Cleophus! WOMAN 2: Preach the word! 929 01:20:18,897 --> 01:20:21,690 He who is without sin cast the first stone. 930 01:20:21,858 --> 01:20:23,108 Amen! 931 01:20:23,485 --> 01:20:24,735 Say it again. 932 01:20:24,986 --> 01:20:26,403 You tell him, Reverend. 933 01:20:26,488 --> 01:20:32,368 For are not all men alike in their boundless capacity for sin? 934 01:20:32,744 --> 01:20:33,744 Yes! 935 01:20:35,038 --> 01:20:37,832 Can you not forgive? 936 01:20:37,916 --> 01:20:38,916 -Yes! -Yes! 937 01:20:42,754 --> 01:20:44,088 Thank you, Jesus! 938 01:20:44,256 --> 01:20:47,258 Can you not embrace those who have wronged you? 939 01:20:47,926 --> 01:20:52,471 You get on your knees and you pray. You get on your knees and you pray, 940 01:20:52,556 --> 01:20:54,390 O Lord, forgive me. 941 01:20:54,474 --> 01:20:56,809 But you don't want to forgive your brother, who you see every day. 942 01:20:56,893 --> 01:21:00,187 Look to yourself for the redemption you seek! 943 01:21:01,982 --> 01:21:05,150 And acknowledge your own precious blood. 944 01:21:05,443 --> 01:21:07,152 Acknowledge your own precious blood! 945 01:21:07,320 --> 01:21:11,365 l want you to invoke its calling in the blessed name. 946 01:21:12,284 --> 01:21:20,082 lnvoke the calling of the blood. 947 01:21:20,458 --> 01:21:27,131 lnvoke the calling of the blood! 948 01:21:27,757 --> 01:21:30,718 -lnvoke the calling of the blood. -lnvoke the calling of the blood. 949 01:21:31,011 --> 01:21:33,888 lnvoke the calling of the blood. 950 01:21:59,831 --> 01:22:01,582 The calling of the blood. 951 01:22:02,208 --> 01:22:04,877 Yes. l understand. 952 01:22:06,046 --> 01:22:10,049 l totally, absolutely, 953 01:22:10,133 --> 01:22:14,178 completely, positively understand. 954 01:22:14,846 --> 01:22:21,685 This is my God-given destiny! 955 01:22:41,831 --> 01:22:42,915 (ALL SlNGlNG) 956 01:22:42,999 --> 01:22:49,797 -Tell me why I'm shouting -John the Revelator 957 01:22:49,881 --> 01:22:51,924 Wrote the book of the seven seals 958 01:22:52,008 --> 01:22:59,306 -Tell me what I'm shouting -John the Revelator 959 01:22:59,391 --> 01:23:01,517 Wrote the book of the seven seals 960 01:23:01,601 --> 01:23:06,397 -Tell me why I'm shouting -John the Revelator 961 01:23:06,481 --> 01:23:07,815 Tell me why I'm shouting 962 01:23:07,899 --> 01:23:11,110 John the Revelator Wrote the book of the seven seals 963 01:23:11,194 --> 01:23:18,492 -Tell me what I'm shouting -John the Revelator 964 01:23:18,576 --> 01:23:20,744 Wrote the book of the seven seals 965 01:23:24,916 --> 01:23:26,417 The revelation of Jesus 966 01:23:26,501 --> 01:23:27,960 You know, I thought I was a policeman 967 01:23:28,044 --> 01:23:29,586 The revelation of Jesus 968 01:23:29,671 --> 01:23:31,088 An officer of the law 969 01:23:31,172 --> 01:23:32,673 The revelation of Jesus 970 01:23:32,757 --> 01:23:35,759 -But then I had a revelation -The revelation of Jesus 971 01:23:35,844 --> 01:23:37,344 Because of what I saw 972 01:23:37,429 --> 01:23:38,887 The revelation of Jesus 973 01:23:38,972 --> 01:23:40,431 My life was always so easy 974 01:23:40,515 --> 01:23:42,141 The revelation of Jesus 975 01:23:42,225 --> 01:23:43,517 Everything was black and white 976 01:23:43,601 --> 01:23:45,060 The revelation of Jesus 977 01:23:45,145 --> 01:23:48,147 -But now I see all the colors -The revelation of Jesus 978 01:23:48,231 --> 01:23:51,692 -Of all the day and all the night -The revelation of Jesus 979 01:23:51,776 --> 01:24:02,036 -Jesus -Jesus 980 01:24:02,120 --> 01:24:03,787 The revelation of Jesus 981 01:24:03,872 --> 01:24:06,623 -I thought that Elwood was funny -The revelation of Jesus 982 01:24:06,708 --> 01:24:09,710 -Peculiar, just plain odd -The revelation of Jesus 983 01:24:09,794 --> 01:24:12,629 -But now I see that he's brought me -The revelation of Jesus 984 01:24:12,714 --> 01:24:15,841 -Closer and closer to my God -The revelation of Jesus 985 01:24:15,925 --> 01:24:18,927 -My outlook always so gloomy -The revelation of Jesus 986 01:24:19,012 --> 01:24:22,097 -My day was dull and gray -The revelation of Jesus 987 01:24:22,182 --> 01:24:24,767 -But now I see very clearly -The revelation of Jesus 988 01:24:24,851 --> 01:24:28,562 -Oh, happy day -The revelation of Jesus 989 01:24:28,646 --> 01:24:35,819 -Jesus -Jesus 990 01:24:37,489 --> 01:24:51,585 -The revelation of Jesus -Jesus 991 01:24:51,669 --> 01:24:54,630 -My, my, my, my, my -My, my, my, my 992 01:24:54,714 --> 01:24:57,591 My, my, my, my, my, my 993 01:24:57,675 --> 01:24:59,676 My, my, my, my God 994 01:25:00,011 --> 01:25:04,014 lt's a trick! They've brainwashed the commander! Get them! 995 01:25:05,350 --> 01:25:07,267 The revelation of Jesus 996 01:25:09,729 --> 01:25:11,313 Get to the Bluesmobile! 997 01:25:11,397 --> 01:25:22,908 The revelation of Jesus The revelation of Jesus 998 01:25:22,992 --> 01:25:32,793 -Jesus -The revelation of Jesus 999 01:25:32,877 --> 01:25:38,257 The revelation of Jesus, Jesus, Jesus 1000 01:25:41,886 --> 01:25:43,720 Let's go. Come on! 1001 01:25:51,688 --> 01:25:53,063 (SlRENS WAlLlNG) 1002 01:26:12,709 --> 01:26:15,752 l see, l know, l get it, Elwood! This is my calling. 1003 01:26:15,837 --> 01:26:18,213 The calling of the blood! 1004 01:26:18,298 --> 01:26:19,298 Elwood, look! 1005 01:26:36,274 --> 01:26:37,316 Don't look back. 1006 01:26:38,735 --> 01:26:39,818 Look out! 1007 01:28:05,446 --> 01:28:09,491 DlSPATCHER: Dispatch, 22, where are you? Come in. Twenty-two, do you read me? 1008 01:28:10,285 --> 01:28:13,203 Forty-five. Come in, 45. Twenty-seven, where are you? 1009 01:28:13,705 --> 01:28:15,038 (ALL GROANlNG) 1010 01:28:19,127 --> 01:28:20,460 Did we get them? 1011 01:28:27,176 --> 01:28:29,970 This is what l'm supposed to be doing! All of us! 1012 01:28:30,054 --> 01:28:32,014 Music, song, dance. 1013 01:28:32,098 --> 01:28:36,101 l mean, after all, that's why the military and the police exist. 1014 01:28:36,227 --> 01:28:38,854 To protect the artists of the world. 1015 01:28:43,026 --> 01:28:45,402 All we have to do now is win this Battle of the Bands. 1016 01:28:45,486 --> 01:28:47,070 Battle of the Bands? 1017 01:28:47,530 --> 01:28:49,781 We gotta audition first. 1018 01:28:49,866 --> 01:28:52,576 Fine! Audition. We'll slay them. 1019 01:28:52,660 --> 01:28:57,664 At least we're safe now to do what we do in peace and comfort. 1020 01:29:11,804 --> 01:29:13,805 (BLUES SONG PLAYlNG) 1021 01:29:51,427 --> 01:29:59,726 Blues Brothers Band. 1022 01:30:04,816 --> 01:30:06,858 (SPEAKlNG FRENCH) 1023 01:30:35,847 --> 01:30:38,056 What the hell is this place? 1024 01:30:38,141 --> 01:30:40,142 lt's where we audition. 1025 01:30:40,601 --> 01:30:44,438 The Plantation Club. Queen Mousette's. 1026 01:30:44,647 --> 01:30:46,815 So that's why all the mystery. 1027 01:30:47,024 --> 01:30:48,692 Yeah, man, she's a cannibal. 1028 01:30:48,901 --> 01:30:52,529 The biggest, ugliest, meanest voodoo witch. 1029 01:30:52,697 --> 01:30:55,365 She's 1 30 years old. 1030 01:30:55,616 --> 01:31:00,287 She's a 1 30-year-old voodoo witch who eats people? 1031 01:31:01,038 --> 01:31:03,540 The Lord works in mysterious ways. 1032 01:32:05,686 --> 01:32:07,687 What happens if we don't pass this audition? 1033 01:32:07,939 --> 01:32:08,939 (ROARlNG) 1034 01:32:09,607 --> 01:32:10,607 (SPEAKlNG FRENCH) 1035 01:32:12,443 --> 01:32:16,821 Queen Mousette will receive you now. 1036 01:32:35,258 --> 01:32:36,550 (SPEAKlNG FRENCH) 1037 01:32:38,719 --> 01:32:40,720 Queen Mousette. 1038 01:32:57,488 --> 01:32:59,614 l thought you said she was old and ugly. 1039 01:32:59,699 --> 01:33:01,700 lx-nay on the ugly-nay. 1040 01:33:03,786 --> 01:33:05,453 Your Majesty, 1041 01:33:06,581 --> 01:33:09,916 the Blues Brothers Band. 1042 01:33:14,005 --> 01:33:16,840 You remove your hat and show respect. 1043 01:33:17,258 --> 01:33:18,925 l like that. 1044 01:33:19,343 --> 01:33:20,468 Arise. 1045 01:33:24,473 --> 01:33:25,682 Thanks, Queen. 1046 01:33:34,609 --> 01:33:37,819 So, you wish to enter the Battle of the Bands contest? 1047 01:33:37,903 --> 01:33:39,571 We wish to win first prize. 1048 01:33:39,697 --> 01:33:42,115 You must qualify. 1049 01:33:42,617 --> 01:33:43,950 Yes. 1050 01:33:45,703 --> 01:33:47,203 You must audition for me. 1051 01:33:49,206 --> 01:33:50,707 Where are your instruments? 1052 01:33:51,125 --> 01:33:55,128 Well, ma'am, you see, there was this kind of a... 1053 01:33:55,880 --> 01:33:57,047 Never mind. 1054 01:34:08,100 --> 01:34:12,062 ls there anything in particular you would like to hear this evening, Your Highness? 1055 01:34:12,313 --> 01:34:15,398 Yes. Do something Caribbean. 1056 01:34:16,525 --> 01:34:18,526 Ma'am, we're the Blues Brothers. 1057 01:34:18,611 --> 01:34:20,737 We do blues, rhythm and blues, 1058 01:34:20,863 --> 01:34:23,156 jazz, funk, soul. We can handle rock, 1059 01:34:23,824 --> 01:34:27,827 pop, country, heavy metal, fusion, hip-hop, rap, Motown, operetta, 1060 01:34:27,912 --> 01:34:28,953 show tunes. 1061 01:34:29,038 --> 01:34:33,166 ln fact, we've even been called upon, on occasion, to do a polka. 1062 01:34:33,250 --> 01:34:36,002 However, Caribbean is a type of music, l regret to say, 1063 01:34:36,087 --> 01:34:39,339 which has not been, is simply not, nor will ever be, 1064 01:34:39,423 --> 01:34:41,341 a part of this band's repertoire. 1065 01:34:46,806 --> 01:34:48,098 (CARlBBEAN MUSlC PLAYlNG) 1066 01:35:05,074 --> 01:35:08,118 (SlNGlNG) Nassau's gone funky 1067 01:35:08,202 --> 01:35:11,162 Nassau's gone soul 1068 01:35:13,416 --> 01:35:15,834 We've got a doggone beat now 1069 01:35:15,918 --> 01:35:18,795 We're gonna call our very own 1070 01:35:21,173 --> 01:35:22,882 Nassau rock 1071 01:35:22,967 --> 01:35:25,135 And Nassau roll 1072 01:35:25,219 --> 01:35:26,803 Nassau got 1073 01:35:26,971 --> 01:35:28,972 A whole lot of soul 1074 01:35:31,183 --> 01:35:32,892 Feel all right 1075 01:35:33,102 --> 01:35:36,896 Miniskirts, maxi skirts and Afro-haired dudes 1076 01:35:37,189 --> 01:35:38,732 People doing their own thing 1077 01:35:38,858 --> 01:35:41,025 They don't care about me or you 1078 01:35:41,110 --> 01:35:44,070 Nassau's gone funky 1079 01:35:44,155 --> 01:35:46,239 Nassau's gone soul 1080 01:35:48,993 --> 01:35:51,745 And we've got a doggone beat now 1081 01:35:51,829 --> 01:35:54,748 We're gonna take care of business, too 1082 01:35:58,002 --> 01:35:59,836 (SPEAKlNG FRENCH) 1083 01:36:17,188 --> 01:36:19,856 New York, you know 1084 01:36:20,024 --> 01:36:24,569 Has got a lot of soul Soul 1085 01:36:25,029 --> 01:36:27,947 And London town 1086 01:36:28,032 --> 01:36:32,368 Is too doggone cold Too cold 1087 01:36:33,370 --> 01:36:35,955 Nassau's got sunshine 1088 01:36:36,040 --> 01:36:38,875 And this you all know 1089 01:36:41,045 --> 01:36:43,922 But we all go funky 1090 01:36:44,006 --> 01:36:46,758 We got some soul, too 1091 01:36:47,259 --> 01:36:48,635 (VOCALlZlNG) 1092 01:37:02,066 --> 01:37:04,067 (SPEAKS FRENCH) 1093 01:37:09,824 --> 01:37:11,574 -Funky Nassau -All day 1094 01:37:11,826 --> 01:37:12,951 Funky Nassau 1095 01:37:15,246 --> 01:37:17,247 Come on 1096 01:37:17,581 --> 01:37:18,581 Funky Nassau 1097 01:37:18,666 --> 01:37:19,707 (SPEAKS FRENCH) 1098 01:37:19,792 --> 01:37:27,131 Funky Nassau 1099 01:37:27,216 --> 01:37:30,260 -Sing it, children -Funky Nassau 1100 01:37:33,848 --> 01:37:37,183 Funky Nassau, funky Nassau 1101 01:37:37,268 --> 01:37:38,601 Get into funky 1102 01:37:38,978 --> 01:37:39,978 Hear, hear 1103 01:37:43,232 --> 01:37:46,067 Don't stop singing Get funky 1104 01:37:46,986 --> 01:37:47,986 Get funky 1105 01:37:49,238 --> 01:37:52,323 Funky 1106 01:37:58,205 --> 01:38:00,373 -Hit me! -See, that's what l'm talking about now. 1107 01:38:00,457 --> 01:38:02,250 That's funky! 1108 01:38:08,173 --> 01:38:09,507 Thank you. 1109 01:38:11,552 --> 01:38:12,802 What was that? 1110 01:38:16,140 --> 01:38:17,140 Elwood? 1111 01:38:17,308 --> 01:38:18,725 (QUEEN MOUSETTE WHOOPlNG) 1112 01:38:19,476 --> 01:38:24,731 You may enter the contest tomorrow night. 1113 01:38:27,735 --> 01:38:29,152 We're in, Elwood, let's get out of here. 1114 01:38:30,654 --> 01:38:32,155 El? Mack? 1115 01:38:34,116 --> 01:38:35,783 Cab? 1116 01:38:40,581 --> 01:38:41,581 Wonderful. 1117 01:38:46,545 --> 01:38:48,379 This fax just came in for you, ma'am. 1118 01:38:51,091 --> 01:38:54,761 That Battle of the Bands is at Queen Mousette's tonight. 1119 01:38:55,054 --> 01:38:57,055 -Let's roll! -OFFlCER: All right, let's go. 1120 01:38:58,933 --> 01:39:02,393 Please, now, if you will, a hot Mousette's welcome 1121 01:39:02,478 --> 01:39:05,521 for Mr. Malvern Gasperon 1122 01:39:07,274 --> 01:39:09,609 and the Louisiana Gator Boys. 1123 01:39:12,780 --> 01:39:15,114 Louisiana Gator Boys? (SCOFFS) 1124 01:39:15,658 --> 01:39:16,991 Look at them. 1125 01:39:17,201 --> 01:39:19,494 A bunch of wannabe players. 1126 01:39:19,703 --> 01:39:22,413 How good could a mess like that sound anyway? 1127 01:39:22,706 --> 01:39:26,167 Hey, man, don't worry about it. We're gonna smoke them turkeys. 1128 01:39:27,836 --> 01:39:29,003 (SLOW MUSlC PLAYlNG) 1129 01:40:20,723 --> 01:40:22,890 (SlNGlNG) Been downhearted, baby 1130 01:40:25,894 --> 01:40:29,022 Ever since the day we met 1131 01:40:33,527 --> 01:40:36,195 I've been downhearted, baby 1132 01:40:39,742 --> 01:40:43,077 Ever since the day we met 1133 01:40:47,541 --> 01:40:50,251 Our love is nothing but the blues 1134 01:40:53,422 --> 01:40:57,216 Baby, how blue can you get? 1135 01:41:03,932 --> 01:41:07,769 My love is like a fire 1136 01:41:10,814 --> 01:41:15,109 Your love is like a cigarette 1137 01:41:19,073 --> 01:41:22,700 My love is like a fire 1138 01:41:25,412 --> 01:41:30,208 I said yours is like a cigarette 1139 01:41:32,127 --> 01:41:35,546 I watched you step down on it, baby And crush it 1140 01:41:36,173 --> 01:41:38,341 Tell me how, tell me how 1141 01:41:38,425 --> 01:41:42,678 How blue can you get? 1142 01:42:34,982 --> 01:42:37,191 You're evil when I'm with you 1143 01:42:40,070 --> 01:42:42,905 And you are jealous when we're apart 1144 01:42:46,869 --> 01:42:50,746 Yes, you're evil when I'm with you, baby 1145 01:42:52,708 --> 01:42:56,586 Lord have mercy You're jealous when we're apart 1146 01:43:04,094 --> 01:43:07,805 How blue can you get? 1147 01:43:07,931 --> 01:43:12,268 The answer's right here in my heart 1148 01:43:19,109 --> 01:43:21,027 I gave you a brand-new Ford 1149 01:43:22,529 --> 01:43:24,280 But you said, "I want a Cadillac" 1150 01:43:25,616 --> 01:43:28,284 I bought you a $10 dinner 1151 01:43:30,037 --> 01:43:31,662 You said, "Thanks for the snack" 1152 01:43:33,081 --> 01:43:35,541 I let you live in my penthouse 1153 01:43:36,543 --> 01:43:38,628 You said it was just a shack 1154 01:43:38,712 --> 01:43:40,630 No, she didn't 1155 01:43:40,797 --> 01:43:44,300 -I gave you seven children -What did she do? 1156 01:43:44,801 --> 01:43:47,428 And now you wanna give them back 1157 01:43:47,846 --> 01:43:50,181 I been downhearted, baby 1158 01:43:54,144 --> 01:43:56,812 Ever since the day we met 1159 01:44:01,485 --> 01:44:03,986 Our love is nothing but the blues 1160 01:44:06,949 --> 01:44:12,203 Baby, how blue can you get? 1161 01:44:46,780 --> 01:44:47,863 They're still zombies. 1162 01:44:48,198 --> 01:44:49,198 What are we gonna do? 1163 01:44:49,324 --> 01:44:51,993 We got no choice now. We just gotta play. 1164 01:44:52,244 --> 01:44:57,415 And now our final band of the evening, from Chicago, lllinois, 1165 01:44:57,874 --> 01:45:02,378 the Blues Brothers Show Band! 1166 01:45:12,723 --> 01:45:17,727 ...has not been, is not, nor will ever be, a part of this band's repertoire. 1167 01:45:24,651 --> 01:45:26,319 Blues Brothers Band. 1168 01:45:26,820 --> 01:45:27,862 Look at them. 1169 01:45:27,946 --> 01:45:30,197 A bunch of wannabe players. 1170 01:45:30,532 --> 01:45:32,867 How good's a mess like that gonna sound anyway? 1171 01:45:33,076 --> 01:45:36,412 Hey, man, don't worry about it. We're gonna smoke them turkeys. 1172 01:45:38,498 --> 01:45:39,665 Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. 1173 01:45:39,750 --> 01:45:41,834 Welcome to Queen Mousette's Battle of the Bands. 1174 01:45:41,918 --> 01:45:44,503 We're your next contestants, the Blues Brothers Show Band. 1175 01:45:44,588 --> 01:45:46,005 Hope you like us. 1176 01:45:54,431 --> 01:45:57,767 (ALL SlNGlNG) Without a warning you broke my heart 1177 01:45:58,769 --> 01:46:03,064 You took it, darling, and you tore it apart 1178 01:46:03,148 --> 01:46:07,443 You left me sitting in the dark, crying 1179 01:46:07,611 --> 01:46:11,614 You said your love for me was dying 1180 01:46:12,074 --> 01:46:20,498 I'm begging you, baby Baby, please 1181 01:46:20,832 --> 01:46:24,752 Turn on the light Let it shine on me 1182 01:46:25,212 --> 01:46:29,215 Turn on your love light Let it shine on me 1183 01:46:29,591 --> 01:46:33,344 Let it shine, shine, shine Let it shine 1184 01:47:08,755 --> 01:47:13,008 I get a little lonely In the middle of the night 1185 01:47:13,343 --> 01:47:17,596 I need you, darling Make things all right 1186 01:47:18,140 --> 01:47:21,350 Come on, baby Come on, please 1187 01:47:22,561 --> 01:47:26,522 Come on, baby Baby, please 1188 01:47:26,857 --> 01:47:31,026 Turn on the light Let it shine on me 1189 01:47:31,361 --> 01:47:35,364 Turn on your love light Let it shine on me 1190 01:47:35,574 --> 01:47:39,827 -I said a little bit higher -A little bit higher, a little bit higher 1191 01:47:39,995 --> 01:47:42,621 -Just a little bit higher -A little bit higher 1192 01:47:42,706 --> 01:47:44,540 A little bit higher 1193 01:48:02,517 --> 01:48:06,395 Come on, baby Come on, please 1194 01:48:06,688 --> 01:48:10,774 I'm begging you, baby I'm down on my knees 1195 01:48:11,193 --> 01:48:13,068 -Turn on the light -Turn on the light 1196 01:48:13,153 --> 01:48:15,362 -Let it shine on me -Let it shine on me 1197 01:48:15,655 --> 01:48:17,573 -Turn on your love light -Turn on your love light 1198 01:48:17,699 --> 01:48:19,825 -Let it shine on me -Let it shine on me 1199 01:48:19,910 --> 01:48:26,624 -I feel all right -I feel all right 1200 01:48:26,708 --> 01:48:29,460 I feel all right 1201 01:48:39,262 --> 01:48:43,849 Let it shine, shine, shine 1202 01:48:43,934 --> 01:48:46,977 Let it shine 1203 01:48:47,145 --> 01:48:51,607 Shine 1204 01:48:52,108 --> 01:48:55,110 Yeah 1205 01:48:59,950 --> 01:49:02,117 Love Light. The Blues Brothers. 1206 01:49:08,458 --> 01:49:13,379 All right. And now it is time for you, the audience, to decide. 1207 01:49:13,463 --> 01:49:18,592 When l hold up my left hand, l want to hear the applause for the Blues Brothers. 1208 01:49:18,677 --> 01:49:22,555 When l hold up my right hand, l want to hear the applause 1209 01:49:22,639 --> 01:49:25,391 for the Louisiana Gator Boys. 1210 01:49:25,809 --> 01:49:28,644 First, the Blues Brothers. 1211 01:49:35,068 --> 01:49:38,404 The Louisiana Gator Boys! 1212 01:49:45,036 --> 01:49:46,328 (SPEAKlNG FRENCH) 1213 01:49:46,413 --> 01:49:49,707 That's me! The Louisiana Gator Boys! 1214 01:50:06,683 --> 01:50:07,683 (GUN FlRES) 1215 01:50:14,524 --> 01:50:16,025 What do you mean by this? 1216 01:50:17,193 --> 01:50:18,736 We don't want any trouble. 1217 01:50:19,362 --> 01:50:21,864 Just give us the Blues Brothers. 1218 01:50:25,452 --> 01:50:29,955 Russians! l told you them sumbitches were communists. Shoot them! 1219 01:50:32,626 --> 01:50:33,959 Enough! 1220 01:50:41,051 --> 01:50:42,051 (CROWD GASPlNG) 1221 01:50:45,055 --> 01:50:49,558 You try any of that boojie-boojie crap on me, l'm gonna tell you what. 1222 01:50:53,396 --> 01:50:54,396 (CROWD GASPlNG) 1223 01:51:03,156 --> 01:51:05,658 Police! Coming through! Step aside! 1224 01:51:05,825 --> 01:51:07,201 Police! Coming through. 1225 01:51:07,744 --> 01:51:08,744 Commander! 1226 01:51:08,995 --> 01:51:14,249 l'm okay. l'm okay. l'm with the band now. 1227 01:51:21,591 --> 01:51:23,926 lt's good to see you again, Elwood. 1228 01:51:24,135 --> 01:51:26,011 lt's great to see you, Mr. Gasperon. 1229 01:51:26,096 --> 01:51:28,639 You seem to be doing all right in your new career. 1230 01:51:30,392 --> 01:51:32,601 Would you gentlemen care to jam? 1231 01:51:34,604 --> 01:51:35,979 What do you think, Eric? 1232 01:51:36,189 --> 01:51:37,189 Why not? 1233 01:51:38,024 --> 01:51:40,943 One, two, one, two, three. 1234 01:51:46,408 --> 01:51:49,451 (ALL SlNGlNG) I said hey, hey, hey, hey, yeah 1235 01:51:49,536 --> 01:51:52,204 I said hey, hey, hey, hey, yeah 1236 01:51:52,288 --> 01:51:58,127 I said hey, hey, hey, yeah 1237 01:51:58,211 --> 01:52:01,213 Come on, everybody Take a trip with me 1238 01:52:04,175 --> 01:52:07,511 Well, down the Mississippi Down in New Orleans 1239 01:52:10,098 --> 01:52:13,684 They got honeysuckle blooming on a honeysuckle vine 1240 01:52:16,062 --> 01:52:19,481 And love is a-blooming there all the time 1241 01:52:22,026 --> 01:52:25,487 Well, every southern belle is a Mississippi queen 1242 01:52:25,697 --> 01:52:27,740 Down the Mississippi Down to New Orleans 1243 01:52:27,824 --> 01:52:33,620 I said hey, hey, hey, hey, yeah 1244 01:52:33,705 --> 01:52:36,832 I said hey, hey, hey, yeah 1245 01:52:39,919 --> 01:52:43,172 Come on, take a stroll down to Basin Street 1246 01:52:46,217 --> 01:52:50,387 Listen to that music with the Dixieland beat 1247 01:52:51,473 --> 01:52:54,850 Well, the magnolia blossoms fill the air 1248 01:52:56,352 --> 01:53:01,064 And you ain't been to heaven Till you been down there 1249 01:53:03,568 --> 01:53:07,029 They got French moss hanging A big oak tree 1250 01:53:07,113 --> 01:53:09,281 Get out of here Jimmie Vaughan, take it 1251 01:53:09,783 --> 01:53:18,332 I said hey, hey, hey, hey, yeah 1252 01:53:18,416 --> 01:53:21,835 I said hey, hey, hey, yeah 1253 01:53:21,920 --> 01:53:24,421 Come on, everybody, take a trip with me 1254 01:53:27,884 --> 01:53:31,303 Down the Mississippi Down to New Orleans, yeah, yeah 1255 01:53:33,223 --> 01:53:36,892 Where the honeysuckle hanging on a honeysuckle vine 1256 01:53:39,395 --> 01:53:42,648 Well, love is blooming there all the time 1257 01:53:45,902 --> 01:53:48,487 Every southern belle is a Mississippi queen 1258 01:53:48,571 --> 01:53:51,532 Down the Mississippi Down to New Orleans 1259 01:54:21,604 --> 01:54:25,357 Well, kid, l guess it's time to say goodbye. 1260 01:54:25,441 --> 01:54:28,026 -l'm not going with them. -You can't stay with Elwood. 1261 01:54:28,111 --> 01:54:29,945 They think he kidnapped you. 1262 01:54:30,029 --> 01:54:31,238 But they're wrong. 1263 01:54:31,322 --> 01:54:33,323 lt would be hard to convince them of that. 1264 01:54:33,491 --> 01:54:34,825 He's right, Buster. 1265 01:54:36,369 --> 01:54:40,414 lf l go back with them, they'll put me in some foster home 1266 01:54:40,498 --> 01:54:43,876 with people who don't love me. They'll put you back in jail, 1267 01:54:44,002 --> 01:54:45,711 and l'll never see you again. 1268 01:54:45,795 --> 01:54:47,796 And we'll both be sad forever. 1269 01:54:48,590 --> 01:54:50,591 So, what do we do? 1270 01:54:53,887 --> 01:54:55,888 We're all brothers now, right? 1271 01:54:56,014 --> 01:54:57,055 Right. 1272 01:54:57,181 --> 01:55:00,851 You guys stay here and distract them. l'll kidnap Elwood. 1273 01:55:03,521 --> 01:55:05,522 Good luck. 1274 01:55:05,982 --> 01:55:07,399 Catch up with you down the road. 1275 01:55:07,483 --> 01:55:09,234 Further on up the road. 1276 01:55:17,660 --> 01:55:20,203 Hey, hey, hey, hey, yeah 1277 01:55:20,288 --> 01:55:25,918 Said look out, child, hey, yeah, yeah 1278 01:55:36,512 --> 01:55:38,180 Stop that mound of moss! 1279 01:55:41,809 --> 01:55:43,226 (ALL SHOUTlNG) 1280 01:55:51,361 --> 01:55:52,778 (VOCALlZlNG) 1281 01:56:08,878 --> 01:56:11,880 The Lord does work in mysterious ways, Elwood. 1282 01:56:12,548 --> 01:56:13,632 Yep. 1283 01:56:18,262 --> 01:56:19,805 Put on your seat belt. 1284 01:56:47,250 --> 01:56:50,502 They got French moss hanging from a big oak tree 1285 01:56:50,586 --> 01:56:53,005 Down the Mississippi Down to New Orleans 1286 01:56:53,089 --> 01:56:59,344 I said hey, hey, hey, hey, yeah 1287 01:57:52,565 --> 01:57:55,317 Every southern belle is a Mississippi queen 1288 01:57:55,401 --> 01:57:58,278 Down the Mississippi Down to New Orleans 1289 01:57:58,696 --> 01:57:59,696 (VOCALlZlNG) 1290 01:58:03,910 --> 01:58:07,287 I said look out, child, hey, hey, yeah 1291 01:58:10,041 --> 01:58:13,502 Come on, take a stroll down to Basin Street 1292 01:58:15,963 --> 01:58:19,508 And listen to the music of the Dixieland beat 1293 01:58:21,844 --> 01:58:25,180 Yeah, the magnolia blossoms really fill the air 1294 01:58:27,850 --> 01:58:31,686 And you ain't been to heaven if you ain't been there 1295 01:58:33,815 --> 01:58:37,192 They got French moss hanging from a big oak tree 1296 01:58:37,276 --> 01:58:40,195 Down the Mississippi Down to New Orleans 1297 01:58:42,865 --> 01:58:49,704 I said hey, hey, hey, hey, yeah 1298 01:58:51,833 --> 01:58:55,168 Come on, everybody, take a trip with me 1299 01:58:57,839 --> 01:59:02,342 Down the Mississippi Down to New Orleans, hit me 1300 01:59:03,469 --> 01:59:06,930 They got honeysuckle blooming on a honeysuckle vine 1301 01:59:09,475 --> 01:59:12,978 And love is a-blooming there all the time 1302 01:59:15,398 --> 01:59:18,567 You know every southern belle is a Mississippi queen 1303 01:59:18,651 --> 01:59:21,361 Down the Mississippi Down to New Orleans 1304 01:59:21,445 --> 01:59:24,531 Well, come on, take a stroll down to Basin Street 1305 01:59:27,410 --> 01:59:30,745 And listen to the music with the Dixieland beat 1306 01:59:33,207 --> 01:59:36,710 Well, the magnolia blossoms really fill the air 1307 01:59:39,255 --> 01:59:42,257 And you ain't been to heaven if you ain't been there 1308 01:59:45,052 --> 01:59:48,346 They got French moss hanging from a big-ass tree 1309 01:59:48,431 --> 01:59:51,558 Down the Mississippi Down to New Orleans 1310 02:00:03,404 --> 02:00:04,821 (BLUES SONG PLAYlNG) 1311 02:00:38,147 --> 02:00:40,732 (SlNGlNG BLUES SONG) 1312 02:01:34,620 --> 02:01:35,662 l am leaving. 1313 02:01:39,458 --> 02:01:41,960 (ALL SlNGlNG) Please, please, please 1314 02:01:42,211 --> 02:01:47,507 -Please, please, don't go -Please, please, please 1315 02:01:47,591 --> 02:01:50,176 Please, please, don't go 1316 02:01:50,261 --> 02:01:56,474 Honey, please, don't go, don't go 1317 02:01:56,559 --> 02:01:57,976 I love you so 1318 02:01:58,060 --> 02:02:00,228 Please, please, don't go 1319 02:02:02,690 --> 02:02:07,068 Please, please, please 1320 02:02:07,778 --> 02:02:12,282 -Please, please, please -Please, please, don't go 1321 02:02:13,200 --> 02:02:17,662 Please, please, don't 1322 02:02:17,997 --> 02:02:21,958 -I love you so -Please, please, don't go 1323 02:02:24,712 --> 02:02:27,380 -Take my hand -Please, please, don't go 1324 02:02:27,506 --> 02:02:30,175 I want to be your lover man 1325 02:02:30,259 --> 02:02:33,595 -Please, please, don't go -Yeah, good God Almighty 1326 02:02:34,305 --> 02:02:39,142 Please, please 1327 02:02:39,602 --> 02:02:43,521 -I love you so -Please, please don't go 1328 02:02:43,606 --> 02:02:52,697 Please, don't go 1329 02:02:54,658 --> 02:03:01,039 Honey, please, don't go, don't go 1330 02:03:01,123 --> 02:03:06,169 I love you so, please 1331 02:03:06,253 --> 02:03:12,300 Please, please, please 1332 02:03:15,388 --> 02:03:16,638 (SlRENS WAlLlNG)